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<i>'What did we do on holiday'</i>

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Mickey, pee first
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<i>Translation: cerasa [SRT project]</i>

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Mickey! Hurry up!

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- Don't sit on the backrest.
- What? Cabbage!

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It's time to get moving, okay?

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The Scottish grandfather and his family
puppies are waiting for us.

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Give me this, let me...
Oh! Jesus, what the...

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Oh, my... What is this?

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It's Eric.

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- Eric?
- Yes'.

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He wants to come to Scotland with us.

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The thing is, Eric
It's a little heavy, and...

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Wait, there's a... What is it?

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- It's Norman.
- It's half a concrete brick!

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- Where did you get it, then?
- I can't sleep without Norman.

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Sleep...
with this in bed?

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Ninth! That would be stupid!
It goes under my bed

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to check
that the bad guys don't get in.

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- Are there good and bad stones?
- Yes'. Like real life.

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Certain.

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- Our car alarm!
- Oh, for God's sake!

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By Odin!

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Damn thing.

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Get away from the balls.

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No, I'm sorry, darling,
we won't take Norman to Scotland.

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- Or Eric.
- Well, then I'll hold my breath.

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No, no, no. Don't do it.
Jess. Jess, Jess. Enough. Jess. Jess!

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Ok, they can come. You see?
Well. You see? They're coming, okay.

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Look, I'll put them on
in the bag, in the bag.

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- Now the best friends are stones?
- Not all. Some are bricks.

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Well, you have
talked to anyone?

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With who? A geologist?
Oh, this thing hates me.

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I'm just saying...
the obsessive collections,

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they are a behavior
quite abnormal for a child...

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Is he behaving abnormally?
I wonder why.

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For the love of God,
Abi, really...

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- Okay, honey?
- Everything is fine?

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- I need a list.
- A list?

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Yes, about the lies we will tell.
In case I forgot one.

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- This is a nice knot.
- It's a list that would help.

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- Have you seen my house keys?
- Oh, the M25 will get stuck in...

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- Keys, keys, keys.
- ... well, everywhere.

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It's just a list
it would be of great help.

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It's very simple.
It's grandfather's day, 75 years old,

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and we must not irritate him because
it was... it wasn't very good.

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He's better now.

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Yes'.

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But... oh, blessed Jesus Christ!

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Mommy, you shouldn't
shout the name of Jesus like this.

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No, that's okay, it's because
I'm asking him for help.

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- To stop the alarm?
- Yes'.

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You see?

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Thank you, Jesus.

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Come on, all aboard!

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- Enemies of Odin!
- I want the window seat!

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- Do you have your keys?
- No, I gave you mine, remember?

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Yes'.

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- Yes'.
- You can't leave the house unlocked.

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- No, I realize.
- Don't start.

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Nobody starts.
You monitor the little ones.

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- Well, where are your keys?
- I think someone hid them.

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- Oh, what the...
- We have to find them.

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- How many times...?
- Don't start!

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- Let's not start, darling.
- Alright'.

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- Well, where are you going?
- From Lucy.

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You don't want it
have the seat belt put on.

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- I don't like!
- We have to put it on.

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He'll go out the window
and it will end up torn to pieces.

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Yes, thanks, Mickey.
Oh, I had a great idea.

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Because we don't ask
Eric if he knows how to put it?

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- It's Norman, Mom.
- Norman, that's what I meant.

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Why don't we ask Norman
if he knows how to put on his seatbelt?

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It's a concrete brick!

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He has no arms! How
could you wear a seatbelt?

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Right, I'll put it there.

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It's the stone
which requires a seat belt.

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Because if we brake
suddenly, it breaks your head

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or dad's while
he's driving... just to clarify.

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Oh, hi, Lucy.
Abi lost her keys

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and I have to close.
Could you give me the spare ones?

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If you could...

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Oh, no, Luce, it's okay.

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Oh, good.

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So...

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- matches.
- Yes, a visit to my father.

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- Are you going straight to Scotland?
- Exact.

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- Together?
- Yes'.

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We can't get there
in the Highlands in one day.

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I told Gavin
that we would be there tonight.

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- We'll never make it.
- We'll take turns driving.

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- What, with Jenson Button?
- Please don't argue.

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We're not arguing,
Honey, we're having a discussion.

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It always starts like this.
First discuss,

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- then ends with shrieks and screams.
- Then comes the policeman.

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That was it alone
a misunderstanding, darling.

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Sometimes when the adults
they discuss... heavily,

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- people get wrong ideas.
- He let me play with his Taser.

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- Well, it shouldn't have.
- That was another misunderstanding.

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- He didn't say I couldn't.
- Did the shock do you any good, dad?

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No, it wasn't good.

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So, we'll do it
holiday all together?

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Yes, yeah.
It'll be great, right?

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It means dad will come back
to live with us again?

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Well, no, darling,
We've already talked about it, right?

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- Oh, yes.
- Hey?

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And the important thing is
remember is that mom and dad...

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... they want you
both very good,

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but sometimes mothers and fathers
they reach a point where...

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Well, things change

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and then one discovers that one does not love
really the other as before,

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how they did it,
and then, perhaps for that reason,

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the other... does...

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makes a mistake.

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- Like Lloyd's dad?
- Well,

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that was it
a big mistake.

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Grinding the car with the mother
Loyd's was precisely...

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No, I'm talking about a minor mistake
where, well, one does something...

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... a little stupid and selfish
with a colleague,

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so then they argue
and they get angry and...

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...and then one of them goes
from a guy called a lawyer,

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and sometimes,
if one of the two gets angry...

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...one tells his lawyer
to always say no to everything

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even if he knows he is
on the wrong side

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which means that if also

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a mom and dad love
their children very very much,

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and they will always love them, only
who continue to get angry and...

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.. until mommy and daddy
they blame each other

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for every little thing, even
none of this would have happened

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if anyone had listened
the other from the beginning.

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- Dad'?
- Yes, Mickey?

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These are a little narrow.

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Dad'! Dad'! We brought
your 12 o'clock pills!

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Oh, why don't you chase me
to the lake on water skis?

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It's just that you forgot them!
And, mmm... it's noon!

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Come on beauty! Force!

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With the heart he has
he should stay quiet. Meaning what'...

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how can we
shake like this while fishing?

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Oh, Jesus!

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Never thought about it
to look left and right?

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Papa'!

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- This is Scotland?
- No, darling, this is Watford.

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When dad wakes up, you'll say
'I told you so' for traffic?

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No, treasure.

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- She won't say 'I told you so.'
-Jess! Why did you do it?

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It's rude
wake someone up.

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- It is true.
-

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Oh, God. But so many people!

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Leave him.

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Abi's phone.

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Wait.

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It’s Leon.

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I'll call him back.

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She calls her back.

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I suffer the car.
Can I sit in the front?

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No. When we stop,
darling. If we can.

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<i>In 50 metres, turn right.</i>

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We can't turn right,
damn, there's no right turn!

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- He can't hear you. He's a robot.
- He's the most overrated...

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Can we change the voice?

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We can put it in Italian
like last time?

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No. That's how it is
we ended up in Ipswich.

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But it could be
in the African language, for example

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- like Chad or...?
- Chad is not a language.

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...Zimbabwe or the Bahamas, or...

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- Or even Israeli.
- Oh, God, it's Gavin.

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Take it, don't there
we will arrive for tonight.

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After Leeds the traffic
it always gets better. Hi, Gavin.

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Tell him that for today
we won't make it.

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Yes, I can talk to you calmly.
Abi is driving.

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Tell him.

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Because in England
let's let women lead.

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Tell him.

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No, we'll arrive tonight,
maybe just a little late. Okay?

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Okay, bye. Until we meet again.

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Hi, I was wondering
if Sir Donald is there.

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Thank you.

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We have 3 bulimics.

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Do you think we should wear them
near the buffet or very far away?

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Close to the bathrooms
I think it's more important.

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You know, I think Doreen...

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well, he'll be better off
away from the main table.

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Maybe we should let them decide
to your father, she's one of his exes...

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Sir Donald. Gavin. Yes'.

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- ... friends.
- Gavin.

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Gavin McLeod. Yes'.

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I heard
who has free day 13.

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Well,

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he won't bother us again.

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00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,608
Wait there, guys.

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I like to vomit,
It's like being a fountain.

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- I vomited more.
- No, me.

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Thanks for being there
stopped for the night.

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I just want to get there
as soon as possible, you know?

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00:11:42,446 --> 00:11:44,348
- No, I know.
- It's his T-shirt.

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His T-shirt was
full vomit because of me.

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Look, Doug...

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It's parity. Produce
the same amount of vomit.

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- But I won.
- But I won.

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Because we are
doing all this?

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00:12:02,508 --> 00:12:04,495
Maybe we should
tell the truth to your father.

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00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:07,015
No, no, it's a risk
too big.

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The idea that we are separating
it could really upset him.

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Please, Abi.

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He won't live long, let's...

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let him have his own party.

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00:12:27,073 --> 00:12:30,708
Oh, Jesus Christ. No, no, no.

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Lottie, no one will ask you
if mom and I live together.

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There's something else
what didn't you tell me?

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No.

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Why are you writing this?

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You won't be able to say that
that he didn't say it.

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Okay. guys, just remember...

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Mickey, stop it
to pile up potatoes.

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Let's all repeat what we will say
when we get to Scotland.

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00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:11,159
No one will tell anyone that mom
and I live in different houses, okay?

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00:13:11,285 --> 00:13:14,939
We can say that you have entered
while the principal was pooping?

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00:13:15,537 --> 00:13:16,655
It's not really...

225
00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:19,277
We can talk
of tadpoles becoming frogs?

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00:13:19,397 --> 00:13:22,405
Sure, I think it can
be a great topic.

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00:13:22,774 --> 00:13:24,374
The best possible.

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So, since we are all
okay, no one will talk about it.

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I wouldn't have talked about it
Anyway, it's boring.

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- Exact. It's boring.
- That's lying.

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It's... it's not lying, no.

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It's not...
is not saying something.

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And if they ask: 'Mom
and dad are divorcing?'

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You're going to visit your grandfather,
you don't go to The Jeremy Kyle Show!

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00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:52,154
I hope there's another one tonight
sunset. Yesterday was fantastic.

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It's volcanic dust in the air
which reflects the short waves of the sun.

237
00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:57,405
Really?

238
00:13:58,218 --> 00:14:01,466
I thought it was for the new ones
pills the doctor gave me.

239
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,595
I have to give you
two packs of the blue ones.

240
00:14:03,715 --> 00:14:07,815
You can take them to school, sell them
to friends, make a net profit.

241
00:14:11,012 --> 00:14:12,262
Play something.

242
00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:23,424
No, no, no.
He plays some proper stuff.

243
00:14:23,524 --> 00:14:26,728
You know what I like. Unplug
the umbilical cord, Kenny!

244
00:14:26,848 --> 00:14:27,998
Act crazy.

245
00:14:29,491 --> 00:14:32,841
Dad says I owe myself
concentrate on the exam pieces.

246
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,648
<i>In 50 metres, turn right.</i>

247
00:15:22,577 --> 00:15:23,427
Right.

248
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:25,658
Oh, Jesus.

249
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,656
Why didn't you wake me up?

250
00:15:28,756 --> 00:15:31,635
- You said it was rude.
- Not while I'm driving.

251
00:15:31,755 --> 00:15:32,951
What happened?

252
00:15:33,071 --> 00:15:35,746
Dad doesn't want it
that you drive while he sleeps.

253
00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:38,374
- What? Were you sleeping?
- Is it Scotland?

254
00:15:38,474 --> 00:15:40,809
Did you really fall asleep?

255
00:15:40,935 --> 00:15:42,336
Not exactly.

256
00:15:42,615 --> 00:15:45,548
- Yes, this is the Highlands.
- How high are the Highlands?

257
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:48,817
- Were you sleeping?
- High. Higher than the Lowlands.

258
00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:50,193
Were you sleeping?

259
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,690
The puppies!

260
00:16:33,237 --> 00:16:35,887
You forgot
the road to Scotland?

261
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,237
Here, Mickey,
belated birthday gift.

262
00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:58,469
I expect you to guess what it is.

263
00:16:58,596 --> 00:16:59,846
A bicycle?

264
00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:03,850
It's a... pillow
that sticks in your butt?

265
00:17:03,976 --> 00:17:06,115
- No, not at all.
- Is it a meat pie?

266
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,006
Grampa!

267
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,826
- Happy birthday!
- Hi sweetie.

268
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:12,632
Hey, dad.

269
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,352
- Gordie.
- HI.

270
00:17:16,472 --> 00:17:18,722
- Happy birthday.
- A thousand thanks.

271
00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:22,103
- How's it going, dad?
- Good, good, great.

272
00:17:22,203 --> 00:17:23,661
And how are things going for you?

273
00:17:23,787 --> 00:17:25,231
- Well.
- Excellent, excellent.

274
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:26,497
I mean, super. And beyond.

275
00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:29,276
- Excellent, strong.
- Actually more than hilarious.

276
00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:30,776
- Yes'.
- No? Yes'.

277
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:32,726
Very, very good.

278
00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:34,378
Handsome.

279
00:17:34,622 --> 00:17:37,618
- I made you a note, grandfather.
- Oh, thanks, Lottie.

280
00:17:37,718 --> 00:17:39,677
She looks like your mother, doesn't she?

281
00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:42,691
- What...? Can you not play it?
- Oh, Mickey!

282
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:46,210
Sorry, I just wanted to show grandpa
the rate in the revolving doors

283
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,831
and the nun with two heads.

284
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:49,820
Nobody wants to see
a nun with two heads.

285
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,216
- I do.
- That PC is not for children.

286
00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:54,927
All right? All terminals
they are connected. It's a...

287
00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:57,211
- Synergized system.
- Right.

288
00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:59,801
You know, the whole house
It's practically wireless.

289
00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:02,033
It's, well, more
that an iCloud is...

290
00:18:02,159 --> 00:18:04,459
<i>An iFog?
(NdT = from cloud to fog)</i>

291
00:18:05,193 --> 00:18:06,945
It's a smart home.

292
00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:08,859
He's smart...

293
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:10,807
like a squid?

294
00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,904
- Like a squid?
- Because it can fit into a hole.

295
00:18:14,024 --> 00:18:16,097
He's intelligent in the sense that...

296
00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:18,067
Can you draw a leopard?

297
00:18:18,524 --> 00:18:20,774
- What?
- And can he do somersaults?

298
00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:22,887
If this house is
smarter than you...

299
00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:25,900
- Mickey.
- This system costs a lot, okay?

300
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:29,120
Well, that doesn't always mean
which is smart if...

301
00:18:29,503 --> 00:18:31,013
- It costs a lot of money.
- Yes'.

302
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,033
You don't explain it well at all.

303
00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:37,356
I think we should
take you to the local principal

304
00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:40,650
- because...
- It's a smart house, okay?

305
00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:44,240
You know, it's interconnected.

306
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,810
Let's turn on the lights.

307
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:51,647
Then, clan of McLeod,
if you'll excuse me...

308
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,287
Where are the keys?
They were there a moment ago.

309
00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,207
Who could have taken them?

310
00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:01,963
I do not know.

311
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,485
Magpies?

312
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:09,566
Magpies?

313
00:19:11,263 --> 00:19:14,663
This is my kingdom.
Only special people come here.

314
00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:19,093
After you, my dear.

315
00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:22,732
Ta-dah!

316
00:19:33,058 --> 00:19:33,808
Jess?

317
00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:37,902
It's stupid! I only have you
asked where the keys were.

318
00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:41,356
Jessie, Jessie, breathe,
take a big deep breath.

319
00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:42,930
A big breath.

320
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:45,224
- Are you holding your breath?
- Yes'.

321
00:19:45,658 --> 00:19:48,158
Well. It's not possible
hurt too much, huh?

322
00:19:48,781 --> 00:19:49,581
Well...

323
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,383
actually...

324
00:19:51,503 --> 00:19:53,781
Until you pass out? Unconscious?

325
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:57,906
It's really exaggerated, isn't it?
Holding your breath that long.

326
00:19:58,774 --> 00:20:01,874
Well, it can always become
a pearl diver.

327
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,061
Where did Sir Donald go?

328
00:20:08,181 --> 00:20:10,881
You noticed nothing
anything strange between Doug and Abi?

329
00:20:12,159 --> 00:20:14,259
Hey, what did you do to that helmet?

330
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,289
I took off his horns.

331
00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:18,510
Ways of London. Huh?

332
00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:21,963
Doug can't handle them.
And as for her...

333
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:26,797
Here's what happens when
you marry someone who is too intelligent.

334
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,422
That's me when I was 20.

335
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:36,392
Except I had skin
a little less orange.

336
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:40,388
Are you the one with the monkey?

337
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:43,581
Yes, it was my 30th
birthday in Northern Rhodesia.

338
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,531
- We were looking for silver.
- Kneel before the mighty Odin!

339
00:20:47,023 --> 00:20:49,273
You don't celebrate
after the 75th year?

340
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,269
What?

341
00:20:50,369 --> 00:20:53,341
Dad told mom that
It's grandfather's last birthday.

342
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,611
I heard it.

343
00:20:56,307 --> 00:20:57,857
Ooh, Blu-Tack. I can?

344
00:20:58,061 --> 00:21:01,280
Certain. I'll tell you why
Aren't you going to check on the puppies?

345
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:03,324
- See if I'm okay.
- Certain.

346
00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:05,324
I'm building a big...

347
00:21:11,913 --> 00:21:13,763
Heard about cancer?

348
00:21:14,298 --> 00:21:15,598
Well, I have it.

349
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,808
But you'll get better.

350
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:21,515
Well, actually no,
they can't make me feel better.

351
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:25,528
And the treatments they give me
They put my heart to the test.

352
00:21:29,802 --> 00:21:32,552
But right now,
right this second...

353
00:21:33,095 --> 00:21:34,544
I feel great.

354
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,355
Things'?

355
00:21:39,019 --> 00:21:40,469
It's my notebook.

356
00:21:41,905 --> 00:21:43,005
You know, Lottie,

357
00:21:43,789 --> 00:21:47,189
many things in life
When you write them down they don't seem very nice.

358
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,185
So, cousin Kenneth
Is that the one who took the keys?

359
00:21:51,305 --> 00:21:52,831
Yes, isn't he a bad boy?

360
00:21:52,951 --> 00:21:55,850
And where did he put it
cousin Kenneth the keys?

361
00:22:00,078 --> 00:22:00,928
Right.

362
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,508
- Lost something?
- No.

363
00:22:02,608 --> 00:22:05,292
- Ready for football?
- I can see...

364
00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:07,712
Leon, hi.
No, still very much alive.

365
00:22:08,775 --> 00:22:11,417
- Oh, nice header.
- Yes, good. Yes'.

366
00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:12,998
- It's mine!
- Hey?

367
00:22:13,589 --> 00:22:14,739
Oh! Nice shot.

368
00:22:15,215 --> 00:22:17,137
Maybe yours have
lied to protect you.

369
00:22:17,257 --> 00:22:20,309
- Have you ever lied?
- Well, I told a lot of lies.

370
00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:23,023
Lots and lots of lies.
I always lie to cops

371
00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:24,614
who say:
'How fast was he going?'

372
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:28,584
I say: '30 an hour', when is it'
It's clear that I was going much faster.

373
00:22:30,076 --> 00:22:31,426
And I don't care.

374
00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:37,269
Sometimes, if your intentions
they are good...

375
00:22:38,178 --> 00:22:39,478
it's okay to lie.

376
00:22:39,715 --> 00:22:42,771
And if you don't like it
food at someone's house,

377
00:22:43,407 --> 00:22:45,091
and you say 'How good!'
even if...

378
00:22:45,211 --> 00:22:48,390
That's how it's done. You don't say:
'My God, I think I'm going to vomit.'

379
00:22:49,889 --> 00:22:54,031
You're saying that sometimes
Is it right to lie to some people?

380
00:22:54,151 --> 00:22:55,783
Yes, and fun too.

381
00:22:55,903 --> 00:22:57,103
For example...

382
00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:01,454
Maybe we can find it
in here. George Judd.

383
00:23:02,785 --> 00:23:04,390
There he is, there he is.

384
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,729
When I told him there was one
leech clinging to his balls,

385
00:23:07,849 --> 00:23:10,149
he took it
such fear that he fainted.

386
00:23:13,086 --> 00:23:15,255
- Is that you?
- No, I'm the kid.

387
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:16,925
So who is that?

388
00:23:17,928 --> 00:23:18,678
It's...

389
00:23:22,508 --> 00:23:24,179
How could I forget it?

390
00:23:24,299 --> 00:23:27,092
Sink me in vinegar
and call me fish soup!

391
00:23:27,527 --> 00:23:30,614
I have a model
of the Alps in chocolate.

392
00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:32,112
Ta-dah!

393
00:23:34,794 --> 00:23:37,394
Here it comes
to weave its magic.

394
00:23:37,995 --> 00:23:39,703
And it arrives dry...

395
00:23:40,415 --> 00:23:42,546
- Do it!
- Come on! I didn't even touch you!

396
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:44,280
And so it begins.

397
00:23:44,853 --> 00:23:46,377
Kenneth, your ball!

398
00:23:46,503 --> 00:23:49,117
- Oh, for God's sake!
- Gavin, please!

399
00:23:49,237 --> 00:23:51,763
What's wrong with you
to scream so loudly?

400
00:23:52,087 --> 00:23:54,495
- Mickey, your ball!
- I'm a Berserker!

401
00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:56,554
You would stop
of being a Berserker?

402
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,013
- And the English are shocked.
- I'm not English.

403
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,559
You are so English
of being practically French.

404
00:24:01,685 --> 00:24:05,563
Oh no! I think I see
a predatory Berserker!

405
00:24:05,689 --> 00:24:06,824
Help!

406
00:24:07,331 --> 00:24:09,775
- He could have killed me.
- I killed you!

407
00:24:09,901 --> 00:24:12,966
But I moved my heart
on the other side, thank goodness.

408
00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:14,774
- You can't.
- When you're Scottish, you can.

409
00:24:14,894 --> 00:24:17,575
- You have a moving heart.
- You're dead.

410
00:24:17,701 --> 00:24:19,645
Jess! Score this goal!

411
00:24:19,745 --> 00:24:21,465
Kenneth, you're a spastic!

412
00:24:21,719 --> 00:24:23,148
Gavin, please!

413
00:24:23,248 --> 00:24:25,198
Get the fucking ball!

414
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,820
He's about to score!

415
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:32,986
Jess! Oh, God. Jess, are you okay?

416
00:24:33,174 --> 00:24:35,424
- Darling!
- I'm so sorry, Jess.

417
00:24:35,714 --> 00:24:36,870
- I am sorry.
- Everything is fine.

418
00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:39,462
- I'm really sorry.
- It wasn't your fault.

419
00:24:39,582 --> 00:24:41,432
No, no, it was his fault.

420
00:24:41,933 --> 00:24:44,319
- Are you okay?
- Nobody got hurt.

421
00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:46,039
Come on, I'll give you some ice cream.

422
00:24:47,643 --> 00:24:49,743
I'll make you a hot chocolate...

423
00:24:50,973 --> 00:24:52,773
I'll beat this penalty.

424
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,280
- Did you really play for Scotland?
- Yes, certainly.

425
00:24:56,406 --> 00:24:58,475
Only that time, against Cyprus.

426
00:24:58,595 --> 00:25:00,398
- Did you score?
- Obvious.

427
00:25:00,518 --> 00:25:03,927
A header in the corner...
of my own network.

428
00:25:05,193 --> 00:25:08,471
That's why you played
only once, probably.

429
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,241
Anyone want to score?

430
00:25:10,962 --> 00:25:11,762
Gavin?

431
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:13,887
So how do you feel?

432
00:25:14,007 --> 00:25:17,257
Really, really pissed off
with this story of dying.

433
00:25:18,229 --> 00:25:21,279
Terribly, totally,
100 percent pissed off.

434
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,009
Like millions before me.

435
00:25:25,006 --> 00:25:26,606
See the bright side.

436
00:25:27,311 --> 00:25:28,711
Avoid Alzheimer's.

437
00:25:30,034 --> 00:25:30,834
Gavin!

438
00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:35,560
I was thinking about Doug this morning
when he was Jess' age.

439
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,012
I tickled him
and he was screaming, 'No, no, no!'

440
00:25:39,854 --> 00:25:42,654
Then, when I finished, he said:
'Again, again!'

441
00:25:43,226 --> 00:25:45,826
Which represents
what I think about life.

442
00:25:48,968 --> 00:25:50,168
One for all!

443
00:25:51,405 --> 00:25:53,855
Right, break, everyone!
Margaret!

444
00:25:58,185 --> 00:25:59,835
The keys are back.

445
00:26:02,163 --> 00:26:05,166
Uncle Gavin, are you rich?
This house is huge.

446
00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:06,809
No, no, no.

447
00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:08,633
Well off.

448
00:26:09,131 --> 00:26:12,481
In reality it's not...
It belongs to society, not to me,

449
00:26:12,601 --> 00:26:14,519
so I use it as a shape
investment for taxes.

450
00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:17,200
- Are you a tax collector?
- No. No, no...

451
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,863
What work do you do, then?

452
00:26:18,989 --> 00:26:21,659
Well… I have
an interest in a fund...

453
00:26:21,779 --> 00:26:25,313
- So you're a banker?
- No. No, I work with banks...

454
00:26:25,433 --> 00:26:27,933
Dad says that
bankers are scum.

455
00:26:28,498 --> 00:26:29,898
Did I say it? Well...

456
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:32,385
I might have done it, yes.

457
00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:34,821
Have you ever thought
if you would own this house

458
00:26:34,921 --> 00:26:36,881
what if you weren't a banker?

459
00:26:37,007 --> 00:26:39,743
- I'm not a banker.
- Yes, Gav. What job do you do?

460
00:26:39,843 --> 00:26:42,489
- What's a scum?
- I use money to make money.

461
00:26:42,912 --> 00:26:44,812
- It doesn't make sense.
- Margaret!

462
00:26:45,518 --> 00:26:47,892
When will you ever tell us?

463
00:26:48,221 --> 00:26:49,935
I'll give you the answer. You don't...

464
00:26:50,061 --> 00:26:53,029
- On the 12th of July?
- That's enough, okay?

465
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:55,340
I am a short seller.

466
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:56,639
Do you sell shorts?

467
00:26:57,389 --> 00:26:58,739
A short sailor?

468
00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:02,767
<i>Not short sailor, short seller.
NdT= ferryman/financial operator)</i>

469
00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:06,269
Your friends sell shoes
socks, hairpieces?

470
00:27:06,643 --> 00:27:08,502
What kind of millionaire are you?

471
00:27:08,622 --> 00:27:11,784
Oh, I have a lot of money, okay?
A lot of money!

472
00:27:11,904 --> 00:27:14,861
I have shares, properties,
I have some gold...

473
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,769
I have a lot of money!
Can we continue?

474
00:27:18,155 --> 00:27:19,105
Margaret!

475
00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:35,612
If it continues for others
two minutes we will become obese.

476
00:27:35,732 --> 00:27:39,235
Even now I feel
that I'm about to become obese.

477
00:27:41,136 --> 00:27:42,486
Honey, this...

478
00:27:43,922 --> 00:27:45,142
It's killing me.

479
00:27:45,442 --> 00:27:48,042
Right now,
Do you understand that it's killing me?

480
00:27:49,246 --> 00:27:51,121
You should have told me about grandfather.

481
00:27:51,476 --> 00:27:52,476
I am sorry.

482
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,783
You and mom must
stop telling lies.

483
00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:07,638
If you didn't lie so much,
maybe you would still be together.

484
00:28:07,764 --> 00:28:08,564
Bravo!

485
00:28:09,432 --> 00:28:13,103
And maybe mom wouldn't fit all
in the evening on the phone with the lawyer

486
00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:15,595
beating her with violations
and talking about moving.

487
00:28:15,715 --> 00:28:16,415
Encore!

488
00:28:21,192 --> 00:28:22,644
Wasn't that cool?

489
00:29:10,845 --> 00:29:12,601
Sorry, I shouldn't have...

490
00:29:12,721 --> 00:29:15,354
Kenneth, honey, it's okay.

491
00:29:15,757 --> 00:29:19,240
It's just something they do
women when they get a little older.

492
00:29:20,255 --> 00:29:22,005
It's absolutely normal.

493
00:29:23,409 --> 00:29:25,909
Just enough
release some... steam.

494
00:29:26,253 --> 00:29:27,203
It's for...

495
00:29:28,756 --> 00:29:29,856
the accident?

496
00:29:31,101 --> 00:29:32,101
Accident?

497
00:29:33,967 --> 00:29:36,517
- What accident?
- Mom, it's on YouTube.

498
00:29:50,170 --> 00:29:53,070
-Leaving to move?
- I need the bathroom.

499
00:29:56,950 --> 00:29:59,200
- Doug!
- I wrote to the lawyer.

500
00:29:59,376 --> 00:30:02,826
- If I don't piss, I die.
- You want to take the children away from me, huh?

501
00:30:03,109 --> 00:30:06,759
- Somewhere that...
- Newcastle, huh? Newcastle, okay?

502
00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:11,162
- Now's not the time.
- When is it?

503
00:30:11,262 --> 00:30:13,012
When I'm not on the toilet.

504
00:30:16,768 --> 00:30:18,268
- Newcastle?
- Yes'.

505
00:30:18,392 --> 00:30:21,069
You really will bring my children
to live in Newcastle?

506
00:30:21,189 --> 00:30:24,009
- I'm thinking about it.
- Did you tell the children?

507
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,515
- Did you find it?
- Yes'.

508
00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:31,200
I think it's a royal brooch
because it has the tree of life on it.

509
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,035
Is it true that you are a Viking?
Dad says you are.

510
00:30:34,155 --> 00:30:37,746
Oh, yes. The university hospital
did DNA tests

511
00:30:37,872 --> 00:30:39,372
and was looking for volunteers.

512
00:30:39,950 --> 00:30:42,652
And seeing that anyway
they took my blood...

513
00:30:42,752 --> 00:30:45,302
It seems like it is
84 percent Viking.

514
00:30:47,876 --> 00:30:49,726
Which is a big part of me.

515
00:30:57,651 --> 00:31:00,921
Come on, come on. I thought this
weekend was dedicated to your father

516
00:31:01,021 --> 00:31:04,174
and that we would have put aside
personal problems. That's how it is, isn't it?

517
00:31:04,274 --> 00:31:06,343
- Yes'.
- So open the damn door.

518
00:31:06,443 --> 00:31:08,845
- How would I see children?
- You're coming to Newcastle.

519
00:31:08,945 --> 00:31:10,430
- What?
- A couple of hours by train.

520
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,781
- Minimum 4 hours.
- 3 hours and 12 minutes.

521
00:31:12,907 --> 00:31:15,262
- Between going and coming back almost 7 hours.
- Will you let me out?

522
00:31:15,382 --> 00:31:17,886
- Every weekend, 7 hours?
- I'd like to go out, please.

523
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:20,289
And on weekends with repairs
it would be much worse.

524
00:31:20,415 --> 00:31:22,484
I would spend my life on
a replacement bus service.

525
00:31:22,584 --> 00:31:24,694
- Let me out.
- You do it for revenge.

526
00:31:24,794 --> 00:31:27,822
Behave like a mature adult

527
00:31:27,922 --> 00:31:30,450
or I scream 'rape'
out the window.

528
00:31:30,676 --> 00:31:33,350
Oh, not again.

529
00:31:34,957 --> 00:31:37,327
Because you have
removed the horns from the helmet?

530
00:31:37,447 --> 00:31:39,405
Why
It's historically incorrect.

531
00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:41,366
Viking helmets
they had no horns.

532
00:31:41,486 --> 00:31:44,813
But they hadn't
two holes here and here, huh?

533
00:31:44,939 --> 00:31:47,527
Yes, if they fell
off a cliff onto a deer.

534
00:31:47,647 --> 00:31:50,426
I had never thought about it.
What if they throw a spear at him?

535
00:31:50,546 --> 00:31:53,290
He might get over it
from one side to the other.

536
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,862
But it would have hit the helmet, right?

537
00:31:57,661 --> 00:31:59,939
You know, my Norse god
favorite is Odin.

538
00:32:00,059 --> 00:32:01,356
Yes'? Why'?

539
00:32:01,456 --> 00:32:06,395
Because he has these crows
called Memory and something else.

540
00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:07,948
What did they do?

541
00:32:09,547 --> 00:32:11,747
- They're crows.
- It's a job, right?

542
00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:13,842
- They're really dangerous.
- Oh.

543
00:32:13,968 --> 00:32:16,287
- Sometimes I beg him.
- Do you pray to Odin?

544
00:32:16,387 --> 00:32:19,787
Yes'. Travel the world checking
the hospitality of the people.

545
00:32:21,085 --> 00:32:24,353
Well, among mortals we have
one word for that: scrounging.

546
00:32:32,153 --> 00:32:34,154
Happy 75th birthday.

547
00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:42,542
It's normal like this.

548
00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:45,477
And anyway
they don't live in different houses.

549
00:33:00,371 --> 00:33:03,148
I'll take care of it, well,
of all the important things.

550
00:33:03,268 --> 00:33:06,337
Margaret, you take care
of flowers, of food,

551
00:33:06,437 --> 00:33:09,629
placeholders e
of the wardrobe. And taxis.

552
00:33:10,775 --> 00:33:11,932
And the photographer.

553
00:33:12,052 --> 00:33:15,404
Doug, I need you for editing
the band tent.

554
00:33:15,530 --> 00:33:17,580
Greetings. And set the tables.

555
00:33:17,817 --> 00:33:18,817
Kenneth...

556
00:33:19,054 --> 00:33:21,374
... to the parking lot and entrance.

557
00:33:21,494 --> 00:33:24,394
I'm going to the west beach
with dad and the kids.

558
00:33:24,787 --> 00:33:26,316
I don't think so.
214 guests are arriving.

559
00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:28,568
- 214?
- 215.

560
00:33:28,668 --> 00:33:30,812
Patsy Cameron found it
a man on the internet.

561
00:33:30,932 --> 00:33:33,298
- Too late.
- But Jimmy Cazerotto...

562
00:33:33,418 --> 00:33:36,380
- Dad can take care of the children.
- I'm not stupid.

563
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,623
No, but if... Mickey,
bring the puppy back.

564
00:33:38,743 --> 00:33:39,893
Yes'. Dad...

565
00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:43,333
- it's your birthday...
- And I would like to spend it like this.

566
00:33:43,453 --> 00:33:45,803
We don't want to
make him angry, right?

567
00:33:46,186 --> 00:33:49,839
- We'll be back by 7.
- Well, no, come back first...

568
00:33:49,939 --> 00:33:52,258
Then we agree.
I'll get my cell phone.

569
00:33:52,358 --> 00:33:53,760
- Come on, guys.
- Yes'!

570
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,152
But, dad...!

571
00:33:57,016 --> 00:33:59,416
Gordie, are you sure
can you do it?

572
00:33:59,536 --> 00:34:02,920
It's... Margaret said that
your meds make you feel...

573
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,979
I'll do it today
rest the medicines.

574
00:34:05,079 --> 00:34:06,356
Oh, well, that's a good...

575
00:34:06,456 --> 00:34:10,005
There's no need to worry,
I did a risk assessment.

576
00:34:10,851 --> 00:34:12,702
No, however. It's a joke.

577
00:34:15,027 --> 00:34:16,777
Do you remember the lines?

578
00:34:21,918 --> 00:34:26,300
<i>If translating excites you
and fun, come and translate with us.</i>

579
00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:31,853
<i>[SRT project]
www.phoenix.forumgalaxy.com</i>

580
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,020
Hey!

581
00:34:41,658 --> 00:34:45,467
You don't stop to say hello,
you miserable old bastard?

582
00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:48,273
Jesus, Doreen,
can't you watch how you speak?

583
00:34:48,373 --> 00:34:49,565
They're just kids.

584
00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:51,010
He has animals!

585
00:34:51,761 --> 00:34:53,161
But what is it that you have?

586
00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:56,447
I'm just saying take it slow
to sacrament.

587
00:34:56,547 --> 00:34:59,013
They come from London,
Everyone there says bad words.

588
00:34:59,133 --> 00:35:01,540
Mom and Dad
they tell her all the time.

589
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:04,455
- Well, maybe so, but...
- Mom says the c-word.

590
00:35:04,555 --> 00:35:07,033
- And the other.
- Okay, but...

591
00:35:07,153 --> 00:35:11,592
'Tell that wretch
dick of your lawyer

592
00:35:11,996 --> 00:35:14,246
to go
to get fucked, asshole!'

593
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:17,690
She believed
that I was in the garden

594
00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:20,644
but I was silent
in the bathroom to pee

595
00:35:21,363 --> 00:35:24,675
pointing to the side of the cup,
but not the toilet.

596
00:35:27,482 --> 00:35:29,432
I missed it by a bit though.

597
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,485
- Well.
- He has goats!

598
00:35:31,982 --> 00:35:32,832
I arrive!

599
00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:36,486
And pigs!

600
00:35:41,759 --> 00:35:43,759
I wonder what's in there.

601
00:35:45,263 --> 00:35:47,874
- Can we watch?
- Damn, look how big he is!

602
00:35:47,974 --> 00:35:51,586
- They look like big chickens.
- They look like meerkats.

603
00:35:52,501 --> 00:35:53,951
Only without arms.

604
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,186
I'm chasing one.

605
00:35:57,991 --> 00:36:00,929
You have one escaped
running like crazy

606
00:36:01,029 --> 00:36:03,575
- down the dirt road.
- Sara Wiggins.

607
00:36:05,017 --> 00:36:07,217
- How do you feel today?
- Oh, good.

608
00:36:08,256 --> 00:36:10,206
It's one of my good days.

609
00:36:10,964 --> 00:36:12,914
You're such a lousy actor!

610
00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:15,976
Come on! Do you call yourselves ostriches?

611
00:36:16,096 --> 00:36:18,730
I'm a lion!
Come on! Chase me!

612
00:36:20,506 --> 00:36:24,123
Then this comes
with ostrich butts?

613
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,412
That's why they have
such a bad temper.

614
00:36:26,512 --> 00:36:30,313
You could get an ostrich egg
and shove it back up his ass?

615
00:36:30,433 --> 00:36:32,033
No, I don't think so.

616
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,767
Because you should
hold the ostrich still

617
00:36:34,887 --> 00:36:36,881
and no one
he will volunteer.

618
00:36:36,981 --> 00:36:39,265
I think if I could take it
halfway out of the ass

619
00:36:39,385 --> 00:36:40,843
I could push it up.

620
00:36:40,943 --> 00:36:43,580
If you take it halfway,
do you think you can bring it back up?

621
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,932
- Yes'.
- The next time he gives evidence,

622
00:36:46,032 --> 00:36:48,831
- I'll give you a shout.
- A little nudge like...

623
00:36:48,951 --> 00:36:50,351
Like volleyball.

624
00:36:51,365 --> 00:36:52,215
Right.

625
00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:56,789
Look I know that your mom and dad
they have hard times.

626
00:36:57,335 --> 00:36:59,737
So do you know what happened to him?

627
00:36:59,837 --> 00:37:03,006
- I made 2 2s.
- So you know they're going to get divorced?

628
00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:07,471
Well, no, I didn't know.

629
00:37:10,514 --> 00:37:15,099
Lottie, people change sometimes,
but they always love you, both of them.

630
00:37:16,479 --> 00:37:19,173
You'll see. In the end
you'll see that they will settle down.

631
00:37:19,273 --> 00:37:22,176
- Dad has a story.
- Right, mmm...

632
00:37:22,276 --> 00:37:25,179
With a lady with
only one foot, of the Paralympics.

633
00:37:25,279 --> 00:37:28,198
Probably
I don't want all the details.

634
00:37:29,343 --> 00:37:31,143
Do you look after the ostriches alone?

635
00:37:31,327 --> 00:37:33,730
- No, Morag helps me.
- Who is Morag?

636
00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:36,164
- She's my girlfriend.
- Oh, for heaven's sake!

637
00:37:36,290 --> 00:37:38,412
- What is it?
- You could have said 'friend'.

638
00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:41,188
Lass?
Boys have girls.

639
00:37:41,308 --> 00:37:43,323
Now we will have to
explain everything.

640
00:37:43,423 --> 00:37:44,173
Well.

641
00:37:44,990 --> 00:37:46,240
I'll explain to him.

642
00:37:47,387 --> 00:37:50,637
- Do you know what a lesbian is?
- Is it someone from Lesbia?

643
00:37:51,204 --> 00:37:55,877
Right, Mickey. I come
from the magical kingdom of Lesbia.

644
00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:58,106
You'll confuse them even more!

645
00:37:59,385 --> 00:38:03,984
Margaret! There's an apostrophe
wrong on the bathroom sign!

646
00:38:05,405 --> 00:38:09,390
- What the hell? Newcastle!
- It's a vibrant, growing city

647
00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:14,103
- with excellent... public transport.
- But it's hundreds of miles...

648
00:38:14,203 --> 00:38:16,314
Tyne has the best salmon
of rivers in Great Britain

649
00:38:16,414 --> 00:38:18,441
and they saw
of otters in Gateshead.

650
00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:20,942
- Abi, listen...
- There are a lot of castles.

651
00:38:21,062 --> 00:38:23,488
Around Newcastle.
Children love castles.

652
00:38:23,588 --> 00:38:26,548
Bamburgh Castle, Dunstanburgh,
Alnwick, Holy Island...

653
00:38:26,674 --> 00:38:28,868
Go to work at the office
Newcastle tourist?

654
00:38:28,968 --> 00:38:31,368
- I'm just saying...
- Abi, please.

655
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,394
Please don't take them away from me.

656
00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:39,958
Margaret needs the heather.

657
00:38:41,896 --> 00:38:42,846
Margaret?

658
00:38:43,951 --> 00:38:44,901
Margaret!

659
00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:00,588
Grandpa,
your cell phone went off.

660
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:02,558
Yes, that's how I like it.

661
00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:06,546
And the batteries are dead,
just to be sure.

662
00:39:07,629 --> 00:39:10,739
Oh, look at him. Look at it!

663
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,620
- What a blessing.
- Good manners.

664
00:39:20,728 --> 00:39:22,463
Can we drive for a while?

665
00:39:22,563 --> 00:39:25,216
- Don't be stupid. Children can't...
- Yes, you can drive.

666
00:39:25,316 --> 00:39:27,066
Mickey, honk.

667
00:39:27,418 --> 00:39:31,606
Jess, keep watch. Here
his head sticks out and shouts: 'Attention!'

668
00:39:31,726 --> 00:39:34,517
- Attention!
- Lottie, you drive.

669
00:39:35,595 --> 00:39:37,728
What? But I... I can't...

670
00:39:37,828 --> 00:39:42,733
When I press this pedal
the car goes, then it's your turn.

671
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:44,556
What? But I...

672
00:39:45,586 --> 00:39:47,613
A little to the left,
a little to the left.

673
00:39:47,713 --> 00:39:50,116
But I'm not allowed to.
I'm 10 years old, I'm not insured!

674
00:39:50,216 --> 00:39:52,410
I don't care.

675
00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:55,160
Well. Left, left.
This is excellent.

676
00:39:56,722 --> 00:40:00,001
- I don't think that...
- You have to live more and think less.

677
00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:03,963
- Further to the right, further to the right! Oh!
- Lottie!

678
00:40:04,063 --> 00:40:06,613
Optimal! It's been years
I'm trying to catch him!

679
00:40:07,213 --> 00:40:10,344
- What was he saying?
- 'Don't let children drive.'

680
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:13,321


681
00:40:13,447 --> 00:40:15,433


682
00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:17,602

they don't see your butt

683
00:40:17,702 --> 00:40:19,687


684
00:40:19,787 --> 00:40:22,064


685
00:40:22,164 --> 00:40:24,066


686
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:26,360

they don't see your butt

687
00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:28,571


688
00:40:28,671 --> 00:40:30,698

they don't see your butt

689
00:40:30,798 --> 00:40:32,575


690
00:40:32,675 --> 00:40:33,375
And'!

691
00:40:35,553 --> 00:40:37,753
We could
see a killer whale.

692
00:41:01,621 --> 00:41:03,622
Don't go on those rocks!

693
00:41:06,626 --> 00:41:08,965
I found a hair clip!

694
00:41:24,183 --> 00:41:25,883
Is it good to be a lesbian?

695
00:41:27,806 --> 00:41:29,543
Why the hell are you asking me?

696
00:41:29,663 --> 00:41:32,813
I guess so, otherwise
there wouldn't be any, right?

697
00:41:35,071 --> 00:41:37,671
How people do it
to know what they are?

698
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:39,725
Well, they find out.

699
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:43,953
In the end we all discover what we are.
And then the world gives up.

700
00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:47,940
Lesbians
can they make babies?

701
00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:50,418
Mmm... Be', mmm...

702
00:41:50,962 --> 00:41:53,489
Why don't you pop over there?
and get some wood for the fire

703
00:41:53,589 --> 00:41:55,444
old-fashioned
Viking burial mound?

704
00:41:55,564 --> 00:41:57,493
Is it a Viking burial mound?

705
00:41:57,593 --> 00:41:58,993
Yes'. They say so.

706
00:42:00,304 --> 00:42:02,204
That's where I found the clip.

707
00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,553
Is everything okay, grandfather?

708
00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,040
Yes, indigestion, princess.

709
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,681
I've had it my whole life.
I don't chew enough.

710
00:42:18,781 --> 00:42:21,709
Grampa! I lost my bowl.

711
00:42:24,018 --> 00:42:24,768
Well.

712
00:42:29,645 --> 00:42:33,078
I follow you! Let's look for jellyfish.

713
00:42:38,092 --> 00:42:39,242
Is it official?

714
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,270
What's official?

715
00:42:41,627 --> 00:42:43,877
What yes
he says of this rock.

716
00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:45,179
Stay away!

717
00:42:45,789 --> 00:42:47,251
F and G Beach

718
00:42:47,371 --> 00:42:48,271
Oh, God.

719
00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:51,020
I engraved it.

720
00:42:51,856 --> 00:42:56,012
Well, I helped. Actually'
I didn't do much, I was little.

721
00:42:56,421 --> 00:42:58,921
- It was Frazer, above all.
- Who is Frazer?

722
00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:02,016
He was my big brother.
He died in the war.

723
00:43:02,116 --> 00:43:03,267
In Afghanistan?

724
00:43:03,367 --> 00:43:06,187
No, he was fighting a guy
stupid guy named Hitler

725
00:43:06,287 --> 00:43:08,397
that he wanted to take
everyone's land.

726
00:43:08,497 --> 00:43:10,297
- Like in Monopoly?
- Yes'.

727
00:43:11,264 --> 00:43:12,964
Just like in Monopoli.

728
00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:14,737
Only with more screaming.

729
00:43:15,417 --> 00:43:17,615
However,
Frazer used to bring me here

730
00:43:17,853 --> 00:43:19,742
- to teach me to swim.
- How did he die?

731
00:43:19,842 --> 00:43:21,621
Someone committed
a terrible mistake.

732
00:43:21,741 --> 00:43:24,371
A pilot thought that
Frazer's platoon was German.

733
00:43:24,491 --> 00:43:25,741
Where is he buried?

734
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,020
He's not buried.

735
00:43:28,535 --> 00:43:29,785
I know about death.

736
00:43:30,868 --> 00:43:31,618
Well.

737
00:43:31,979 --> 00:43:37,396
Bambi's mother, Babar's father
and Simba and Nigel's dad.

738
00:43:39,365 --> 00:43:42,465
- Our neighbor.
- I don't think it's my bowl.

739
00:43:42,740 --> 00:43:45,164
Oh, of course yes.
I would recognize him anywhere.

740
00:43:45,284 --> 00:43:47,334
Come on, beavers!
More wood.

741
00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:52,670
<i>No bonfires on the beach</i>

742
00:43:53,587 --> 00:43:57,795
- Can we bury you, grandfather?
- Oh, no, sand gets everywhere.

743
00:43:57,915 --> 00:44:00,116
I really don't want to
be buried, thank you.

744
00:44:00,216 --> 00:44:02,368
- Not even when you die?
-Jess!

745
00:44:02,468 --> 00:44:04,929
Well, that's what happens
when someone dies.

746
00:44:05,049 --> 00:44:07,685
You bury them
and then everyone eats cake.

747
00:44:07,805 --> 00:44:10,795
- Right, no, grandfather?
- Of course, darling.

748
00:44:11,147 --> 00:44:13,797
I never understood
the usefulness of funerals.

749
00:44:14,084 --> 00:44:16,173
Well dressed people
gathered in church

750
00:44:16,273 --> 00:44:19,870
while the priest says a lot
of lies about what a great man you were.

751
00:44:20,181 --> 00:44:22,596
No, put me in the recycling.

752
00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:25,696
Purple bin, right?
For plastic and dead grandparents.

753
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:29,637
Oh, come on, it's just a joke.

754
00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:33,465
Not if I had to
choose a funeral,

755
00:44:33,585 --> 00:44:37,285
I'd have a good old funeral
Viking, like my ancestors.

756
00:44:37,545 --> 00:44:40,795
Put me on a boat
on fire and send it out to sea.

757
00:44:41,945 --> 00:44:45,975
No stupid family arguments,
no arguments about who gets what

758
00:44:46,095 --> 00:44:47,604
or who does what.

759
00:44:48,671 --> 00:44:50,571
Just farewell to a warrior.

760
00:44:51,308 --> 00:44:54,336
We can go get it
some fish to cook?

761
00:44:54,436 --> 00:44:57,136
Yes, take it
some crabs while you're there.

762
00:44:58,023 --> 00:45:00,406
There are sandwiches
in the pickup, right?

763
00:45:00,526 --> 00:45:03,026
Yes, but you can't
hunt for sandwiches, right?

764
00:45:03,497 --> 00:45:05,597
Won't the water be cold, grandpa?

765
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,058
Of course not,
It's just the North Atlantic.

766
00:45:08,158 --> 00:45:10,458
Why never
should it be cold?

767
00:45:14,419 --> 00:45:15,619
It's frozen!

768
00:45:19,039 --> 00:45:20,289
You lied to us!

769
00:45:27,912 --> 00:45:30,080
Look, you have to flatten it like this.

770
00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:33,744
- I decorate it.
- That needs to be done later.

771
00:45:34,757 --> 00:45:36,357
Is everything okay back there?

772
00:45:36,502 --> 00:45:39,302
Yes, great,
apart from the sand in the ass.

773
00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:44,220
Oh, look! Look up there,
there's an osprey.

774
00:45:44,864 --> 00:45:46,693
Oh, look at him.

775
00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:48,564
It's just a bird.

776
00:45:48,782 --> 00:45:50,731
He came back for 17 years.

777
00:45:51,021 --> 00:45:52,956
It came straight from Africa.

778
00:45:53,076 --> 00:45:55,526
It's not possible
lay an egg in Africa

779
00:45:55,992 --> 00:45:58,166
because it becomes a fried egg.

780
00:45:58,292 --> 00:46:01,529
- How far is Africa?
- Approximately 8 million miles.

781
00:46:01,788 --> 00:46:03,738
It's nonsense, isn't it, grandfather?

782
00:46:08,923 --> 00:46:09,973
Hey, grandpa.

783
00:46:11,399 --> 00:46:13,149
Maybe he fell asleep.

784
00:46:16,143 --> 00:46:16,943
Grampa?

785
00:46:25,290 --> 00:46:26,090
Grampa?

786
00:46:27,771 --> 00:46:29,521
Grampa! It's not funny!

787
00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:33,361
- Well, it was really funny.
- No, instead.

788
00:46:33,481 --> 00:46:35,431
He was funnier than the monkeys!

789
00:46:41,019 --> 00:46:43,090
Mom and Dad
they lie so much!

790
00:46:43,210 --> 00:46:44,960
I don't trust them anymore.

791
00:46:46,398 --> 00:46:48,198
They make me so angry!

792
00:46:48,992 --> 00:46:51,594
Well, me too
I felt that way with my parents.

793
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:52,997
As long as I have
suddenly understood

794
00:46:53,097 --> 00:46:55,666
that there was no reason
of being angry with those I loved

795
00:46:55,766 --> 00:46:57,566
to be what we are.

796
00:46:57,729 --> 00:47:01,129
I mean, who cares if your dad
Is he a complete mess?

797
00:47:02,366 --> 00:47:04,766
Or your Uncle Gavin
is it a butt?

798
00:47:05,927 --> 00:47:08,986
All that social climbing!
He can't do any more

799
00:47:09,961 --> 00:47:13,611
of his wife who has
fear of your own shadow

800
00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:17,197
or your mother
which is a bit cheeky.

801
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,814
The truth is that every
human being on the planet is

802
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,251
ridiculous in its own way.

803
00:47:24,465 --> 00:47:26,703
Then we shouldn't
judging and arguing,

804
00:47:26,823 --> 00:47:28,323
because in the end...

805
00:47:31,010 --> 00:47:32,110
In the end...

806
00:47:33,474 --> 00:47:36,624
none of this matters,
none of that.

807
00:47:39,268 --> 00:47:41,984
Lottie, this one
shell has legs!

808
00:47:42,255 --> 00:47:44,705
That's fine,
It's a hermit crab.

809
00:48:17,952 --> 00:48:18,802
Frazer?

810
00:48:20,448 --> 00:48:21,698
What are you doing here?

811
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:27,610
I understand.

812
00:48:28,448 --> 00:48:30,848
Come and take a swim,
big baby?

813
00:48:57,895 --> 00:49:00,291
Hey, grandpa, we can
cook this crab?

814
00:49:00,411 --> 00:49:04,211
Or won't it look good on the beach?
I can bring it back if you want, or...

815
00:49:07,109 --> 00:49:10,801
Oh, grandfather!
Stop joking.

816
00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:12,884
I won't fall for it again.

817
00:49:27,358 --> 00:49:28,208
Lottie!

818
00:49:28,978 --> 00:49:31,128
The grandfather
There's something wrong with him.

819
00:49:33,383 --> 00:49:36,214
Oh, he's just redoing
that stupid joke.

820
00:49:36,334 --> 00:49:37,484
Come on, grandfather.

821
00:49:43,572 --> 00:49:44,372
Grampa?

822
00:49:45,769 --> 00:49:46,569
Grampa.

823
00:49:48,502 --> 00:49:49,302
Grampa?

824
00:49:52,287 --> 00:49:54,387
I think he might be dead.

825
00:50:05,161 --> 00:50:06,261
He's not breathing.

826
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,110
I check the pulse.

827
00:50:12,087 --> 00:50:14,387
They have it
taught at Brownies.

828
00:50:33,110 --> 00:50:34,610
Grandpa has no pulse

829
00:50:35,402 --> 00:50:38,722
and we'd better go back
to tell someone he's dead.

830
00:50:39,188 --> 00:50:43,038
But how unfortunate! Die the day
of the birthday before the party!

831
00:50:44,682 --> 00:50:46,730
Come on. The adults
they will know what to do.

832
00:50:46,830 --> 00:50:48,983
- They'll just argue.
- Hey?

833
00:50:49,206 --> 00:50:52,306
They will argue and argue
like grandfather said.

834
00:50:53,777 --> 00:50:55,726
And he said he didn't want it.

835
00:50:56,214 --> 00:50:58,711
If we leave it here
they could eat it

836
00:50:58,831 --> 00:51:01,495
badgers, seals
and puffins.

837
00:51:01,595 --> 00:51:04,595
You go, Lottie.
We are here to look after grandfather.

838
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:07,233
Are you sure it fits you?

839
00:51:07,986 --> 00:51:09,947
Well, he's very brave
and as adults.

840
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,402
You say I can
take a Swivel?

841
00:51:12,522 --> 00:51:14,195
I think it'll be fine.

842
00:51:14,315 --> 00:51:17,565
We don't want to eat
Grandpa's, you never know.

843
00:51:18,007 --> 00:51:20,307
It won't take long!
Be wise!

844
00:51:41,677 --> 00:51:46,555
I read in an article that
when you stop breathing,

845
00:51:46,682 --> 00:51:49,501
your heart stops, you die,

846
00:51:49,878 --> 00:51:54,063
and when you die, you feel it
detachment from the body

847
00:51:54,189 --> 00:51:58,401
and then we meet again
to sail on their own bodies

848
00:51:58,527 --> 00:52:00,627
and looking down at the people.

849
00:52:18,024 --> 00:52:19,928
You said it would
It was a family reunion.

850
00:52:20,048 --> 00:52:22,446
- It's more like Glastonbury.
- Don't overdo it.

851
00:52:22,566 --> 00:52:25,720
- Dad's parade. Pleasure to...
- Dad knows them, okay?

852
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,678
- You should give him what he wants.
- He's very sick.

853
00:52:28,798 --> 00:52:31,877
He doesn't know what he wants, okay?
We have to decide for him.

854
00:52:31,977 --> 00:52:34,046
But you can't know that, can you?

855
00:52:34,146 --> 00:52:35,870
Because you're never there.

856
00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:36,940
Oh, it's...

857
00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:40,933
It'll be a proper meeting
to celebrate dad's life.

858
00:52:41,053 --> 00:52:44,025
Where did you book for the funeral?
Westminster Abbey? The O2 Arena?

859
00:52:44,145 --> 00:52:46,324
- Yes, Leon, exactly...
- Who was he?

860
00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:49,186
Oh, Leon? Geordie Leon?
My children's new dad?

861
00:52:49,286 --> 00:52:52,231
- Oh! Hello, Leon!
- What a pathetic little boy!

862
00:52:52,596 --> 00:52:54,815
- Mom...
- Leon is my new boss.

863
00:52:54,935 --> 00:52:57,435
The guy I fuck
His name is Wallace.

864
00:52:59,084 --> 00:53:01,234
Wallace?
Do the kids know him?

865
00:53:01,753 --> 00:53:04,467
- I'll tell you when the time comes.
- Do you have a dog called Gromit?

866
00:53:04,593 --> 00:53:06,293
Here are the stupid jokes.

867
00:53:59,161 --> 00:54:02,092
- She ate her grandfather's Girelle.
- I didn't mean to!

868
00:54:02,192 --> 00:54:04,193
- It was a mistake.
- It is not true!

869
00:54:04,319 --> 00:54:06,669
- It does not matter.
- Where are the grown-ups?

870
00:54:08,457 --> 00:54:10,557
They argue.
Mickey was right.

871
00:54:10,863 --> 00:54:13,920
They can't be trusted to do so
what grandfather wanted.

872
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,940
Then we will do it. We will give it to him
the funeral he wanted.

873
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,190
A Viking?

874
00:54:18,310 --> 00:54:19,560
- Yes'.
- Cool!

875
00:54:19,834 --> 00:54:21,984
Where do we find a Viking boat?

876
00:54:24,005 --> 00:54:25,110
There's one in York.

877
00:54:25,230 --> 00:54:27,617
But I'm not sure
that the museum will give it to us,

878
00:54:27,717 --> 00:54:30,099
if we tell him
that we intend to burn it.

879
00:54:30,219 --> 00:54:33,069
Well, now listen.
We all have to work together.

880
00:54:33,283 --> 00:54:36,782
- It's our gift for grandfather.
- Hunt for matches!

881
00:54:41,902 --> 00:54:42,852
Margaret!

882
00:54:51,284 --> 00:54:53,234
That goes to point B. Turn around.

883
00:54:58,623 --> 00:55:01,584
Then it won't be
a real Viking boat?

884
00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:04,022
- No, it'll be a raft.
- And how will we move it?

885
00:55:04,142 --> 00:55:05,921
We'll put it on
on grandfather's car.

886
00:55:06,047 --> 00:55:08,947
- But we don't know how to drive.
- Yes, we can.

887
00:55:13,164 --> 00:55:16,264
Mickey, you step on the pedal
that I think about the wheels.

888
00:55:19,853 --> 00:55:21,797
I think it should
do something with this.

889
00:55:21,897 --> 00:55:24,647
Which one should I choose?
1, 2, 3 or R?

890
00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:27,511
- One.
- I think R

891
00:55:27,818 --> 00:55:29,873
because we want it to go...

892
00:55:31,889 --> 00:55:35,519
I'll do one. Do you think that
Will we get in trouble for this?

893
00:55:35,785 --> 00:55:38,405
At the beginning the adults
they might dry out,

894
00:55:38,525 --> 00:55:41,079
but once we tell him
that grandfather wanted it...

895
00:55:41,199 --> 00:55:42,649
The pedal again!

896
00:55:47,756 --> 00:55:50,466
The car looks a little annoyed!

897
00:55:50,592 --> 00:55:53,469
- How's it going?
- Do I go right or left?

898
00:55:53,852 --> 00:55:54,702
Right.

899
00:55:55,381 --> 00:55:56,031
No!

900
00:55:57,294 --> 00:55:59,330
I don't have a seat belt!

901
00:56:02,604 --> 00:56:04,647
A little more.
Tighter curve.

902
00:56:06,345 --> 00:56:07,645
Is this better?

903
00:56:12,879 --> 00:56:15,179
How we do it
to put it in the back?

904
00:56:16,535 --> 00:56:19,187
I used
every knot I knew.

905
00:56:19,287 --> 00:56:21,330
Grandpa said
that the tide is rising,

906
00:56:21,456 --> 00:56:23,837
so we have to move
the car from the shore...

907
00:56:23,957 --> 00:56:25,757
Slowly! It's rough here!

908
00:56:27,662 --> 00:56:29,912
Jess, scream
when he's at his limit.

909
00:56:31,508 --> 00:56:32,308
Edge!

910
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,028
- Oh, for heaven's sake!
- We did it!

911
00:56:39,148 --> 00:56:42,825
- Do you think we should close it?
- Yes, so they don't steal it.

912
00:56:45,677 --> 00:56:47,591
To be
a proper Viking funeral,

913
00:56:47,711 --> 00:56:51,527
it is crucial that they bring them
favorite things in heaven.

914
00:56:51,653 --> 00:56:53,303
I thought about this.

915
00:56:56,638 --> 00:56:59,288
Oh, his shirt
of Scotland. Optimal!

916
00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:06,234
- Grampa! He's alive!
- Grampa!

917
00:57:06,531 --> 00:57:08,257
Wakes up! Come on, grandfather!

918
00:57:08,712 --> 00:57:10,515
Wake up, grandfather!

919
00:57:11,629 --> 00:57:12,429
Grampa.

920
00:57:14,676 --> 00:57:15,476
Come on.

921
00:57:21,126 --> 00:57:22,126
It's cold.

922
00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:28,250
I think people
farts after death.

923
00:57:28,971 --> 00:57:34,158
I saw it on a program
called 'The Real Silent Witness'.

924
00:57:34,997 --> 00:57:36,797
That woman said that.

925
00:57:38,201 --> 00:57:39,252
Are you sure?

926
00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:40,834
He had a lab coat on.

927
00:57:41,669 --> 00:57:44,219
He said that the deceased
they are full of gas.

928
00:57:47,784 --> 00:57:48,734
I am afraid.

929
00:57:51,261 --> 00:57:52,461
Everything is fine.

930
00:57:52,947 --> 00:57:54,297
It's just the grandfather.

931
00:57:57,302 --> 00:58:00,952
It's as if he died in battle
because he was fighting cancer,

932
00:58:02,005 --> 00:58:04,705
so we'll do them
a warrior's funeral.

933
00:58:40,145 --> 00:58:42,232
I didn't think so
that would work.

934
00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:46,572
Well, it works at Stonehenge.
The druids moved huge rocks.

935
00:58:47,036 --> 00:58:50,136
Not the grandparents. So
kudos to my intellect.

936
00:58:52,054 --> 00:58:54,305
So I don't see
time to go back to school

937
00:58:54,425 --> 00:58:57,125
to write what
we did on holiday.

938
00:58:58,377 --> 00:59:01,677
But I bet Shona did
something more interesting.

939
00:59:01,797 --> 00:59:03,076
As always.

940
00:59:27,114 --> 00:59:27,914
Goodbye.

941
00:59:29,788 --> 00:59:31,588
You were really kind.

942
00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:37,283
Please,
accept my pebble.

943
00:59:56,834 --> 00:59:58,334
We are gathered here...

944
00:59:58,915 --> 01:00:00,812
to remember Gordie McLeod.

945
01:00:02,050 --> 01:00:04,100
I'm sorry
you are dead, grandfather.

946
01:00:06,803 --> 01:00:09,453
I liked having it
someone to talk to.

947
01:00:13,287 --> 01:00:14,487
Happy Valhalla.

948
01:00:16,475 --> 01:00:17,225
Amen.

949
01:00:51,493 --> 01:00:53,593
He would have been proud of us.

950
01:01:25,552 --> 01:01:28,191
We can do folk rock,
we can do country,

951
01:01:28,311 --> 01:01:31,361
we can do country folk rock
and indie folk rock.

952
01:01:32,517 --> 01:01:35,336
Oh, goodness 'divine.
Where have you been?

953
01:01:35,436 --> 01:01:37,308
- We need...
- I told grandfather at 7!

954
01:01:37,428 --> 01:01:39,007
- But...
- Oh, you're all dirty.

955
01:01:39,107 --> 01:01:41,217
- Come on, in the tub.
- But we need...

956
01:01:41,317 --> 01:01:43,511
Did I mention bluegrass?
We can play bluegrass.

957
01:01:43,611 --> 01:01:45,736
But not that fast
since Billy had a heart attack.

958
01:01:45,856 --> 01:01:47,599
yum yum
the party will start soon.

959
01:01:47,835 --> 01:01:50,685
- I have prepared your clothes.
- Grandpa is dead.

960
01:01:52,498 --> 01:01:53,772
- What?
- Grandpa is dead.

961
01:01:53,872 --> 01:01:56,922
Oh, boy, guys,
What moment do you call this?

962
01:01:57,699 --> 01:01:59,414
Doug. They say
that Gordie is dead.

963
01:01:59,534 --> 01:02:01,175


964
01:02:01,295 --> 01:02:03,822
It's about time. So, what
have you done anything like your grandfather?

965
01:02:03,942 --> 01:02:05,492
- Be'...
- He's dead.

966
01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:08,510
On the beach.

967
01:02:08,877 --> 01:02:10,268
All right, I'll take care of it.

968
01:02:10,388 --> 01:02:12,572
- I shouldn't have left him...
- It's okay, honey.

969
01:02:12,692 --> 01:02:14,856
Yes, ambulance,
quick, please, to...

970
01:02:14,976 --> 01:02:17,561
- Lottie, where is Grandpa exactly?
- Off to sea.

971
01:02:20,385 --> 01:02:21,335
Offshore?

972
01:02:21,931 --> 01:02:23,031
And on fire.

973
01:02:25,812 --> 01:02:29,849
He wanted a Viking funeral,
so we made a raft,

974
01:02:30,115 --> 01:02:33,415
we laid it down, set it on fire
and shipped offshore.

975
01:02:34,162 --> 01:02:35,962
Can you wait a second?

976
01:02:36,082 --> 01:02:39,317
Lottie. Stop being silly.
Tell us, where is grandfather?

977
01:02:39,417 --> 01:02:40,574
Yes'. Already'!

978
01:02:41,043 --> 01:02:43,693
It's a joke.
He suggested it to you, huh?

979
01:02:43,813 --> 01:02:46,241
It's one of the stupid jokes
grandfather's, right?

980
01:02:46,341 --> 01:02:48,409
Well, he played the joke
to pretend to die,

981
01:02:48,509 --> 01:02:49,709
but this time...

982
01:02:49,951 --> 01:02:51,401
it's not a joke.

983
01:02:53,383 --> 01:02:55,083
Ready? Yes, yeah...

984
01:02:55,183 --> 01:02:59,212
If you have a little patience
I'll tell you the details.

985
01:02:59,312 --> 01:03:02,218
I know what you're about to tell me
what exactly happened.

986
01:03:02,338 --> 01:03:04,759
Well, I found a lot of wood...

987
01:03:04,859 --> 01:03:07,262
- Mmm...
- ...and lots of crabs.

988
01:03:07,362 --> 01:03:09,241
- Well.
- I lost my stone.

989
01:03:09,361 --> 01:03:12,517
- But I finally found it.
- But what happened to grandfather?

990
01:03:12,938 --> 01:03:16,438
There was a lady with a friend
who lived with many pigs.

991
01:03:17,381 --> 01:03:19,212
- After the lady.
- He was sweating a lot.

992
01:03:19,332 --> 01:03:21,901
- Let's go back to grandfather.
- It's vital that you tell the truth.

993
01:03:22,001 --> 01:03:23,945
- It is the truth'.
- Stop it.

994
01:03:24,045 --> 01:03:27,115
Nothing to do with fish,
the crab or your little stones, darling.

995
01:03:27,215 --> 01:03:28,199
Where's grandpa?

996
01:03:28,299 --> 01:03:30,368
If you listen,
I'll tell you the whole story.

997
01:03:30,468 --> 01:03:33,246
- I know, honey, but quick.
- So will you listen?

998
01:03:34,472 --> 01:03:36,411
- Grandpa farted.
- Oh!

999
01:03:36,531 --> 01:03:38,581
Yes, we still need an ambulance.

1000
01:03:39,010 --> 01:03:40,160
And the police.

1001
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,890
And possibly
the coast guard.

1002
01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:47,229
No, we don't want firefighters
and I don't like his tone.

1003
01:03:47,349 --> 01:03:48,799
Well, it's burning.

1004
01:03:49,161 --> 01:03:52,098
- Quick, now.
- I found some fish.

1005
01:03:52,198 --> 01:03:55,298
- Yes, after...
- Lottie knocked over some signs.

1006
01:03:55,649 --> 01:03:56,769
What happened next?

1007
01:03:56,869 --> 01:04:00,481
Yes, it's an emergency, just
we don't know what kind.

1008
01:04:00,581 --> 01:04:01,381
And then?

1009
01:04:01,501 --> 01:04:04,944
I avoided the crows
they ate their grandfather.

1010
01:04:05,483 --> 01:04:06,050
Okay.

1011
01:04:06,170 --> 01:04:08,907
I am perfectly aware
which is a criminal offence

1012
01:04:09,007 --> 01:04:11,107
make fake calls, but...

1013
01:04:11,801 --> 01:04:14,401
He hung up on me!
999 hung up!

1014
01:04:14,975 --> 01:04:16,975
Do we still have to take a bath?

1015
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:18,557
Hmm... No.

1016
01:04:18,677 --> 01:04:19,692
Yes!

1017
01:04:19,812 --> 01:04:23,312
The keys! Where the hell are they
the damn car keys?

1018
01:04:24,003 --> 01:04:25,503
Let's take ours.

1019
01:04:28,401 --> 01:04:31,512
Now I need to do a
very important cake test.

1020
01:04:31,808 --> 01:04:34,408
I can have
volunteers to help me?

1021
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:27,876
You stupid...!

1022
01:05:33,674 --> 01:05:36,740
- You, stupid...
- Gavin, Gavin, Gavin, Gavin, Gavin.

1023
01:05:36,860 --> 01:05:40,039
Come on. Ninth!
Calm down, calm down! All right!

1024
01:05:40,639 --> 01:05:42,709
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

1025
01:05:42,809 --> 01:05:44,009
Everything is fine.

1026
01:05:44,553 --> 01:05:45,753
Everything is fine.

1027
01:05:58,818 --> 01:06:00,518
Two... three... four...

1028
01:06:15,813 --> 01:06:19,097
I can't believe it.
This is a damn nightmare.

1029
01:06:19,303 --> 01:06:21,909
Sir Donald,
glad he made it.

1030
01:06:22,132 --> 01:06:23,830
A total damn nightmare.

1031
01:06:23,950 --> 01:06:24,800
Hughie!

1032
01:06:26,027 --> 01:06:28,577
Nice to see you.
A damn nightmare.

1033
01:06:29,195 --> 01:06:32,045
- Gavin, language. The children.
- Right, yes.

1034
01:06:32,316 --> 01:06:35,219
They can't hear 'damn',
but they can set fire to my father.

1035
01:06:35,319 --> 01:06:37,597
We didn't hurt him.
He was already dead.

1036
01:06:37,697 --> 01:06:40,475
- Let's hope so.
- For the love of God! They were...

1037
01:06:40,575 --> 01:06:43,624
It would be better to say it
to those who arrived.

1038
01:06:43,744 --> 01:06:45,344
We did
what grandfather wanted.

1039
01:06:45,464 --> 01:06:46,836
He didn't want it that way.

1040
01:06:46,956 --> 01:06:50,151
Did he want to be cremated? Don't say it.
I'm looking for someone to punch

1041
01:06:50,251 --> 01:06:53,401
- and your children are too young!
- That's enough!

1042
01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:00,950
Odin.

1043
01:07:04,525 --> 01:07:05,425
Excuse me.

1044
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,020
Excuse me!

1045
01:07:12,732 --> 01:07:13,925
Sorry, no photos.

1046
01:07:14,025 --> 01:07:16,044
Thanks so much everyone
for coming.

1047
01:07:16,144 --> 01:07:19,944
Gordie would have been pleased
to see so many friends reunited.

1048
01:07:22,023 --> 01:07:23,673
Except that, unfortunately...

1049
01:07:24,908 --> 01:07:27,358
Grandpa can't
be happy because...

1050
01:07:29,582 --> 01:07:31,881
he passed away today.

1051
01:07:35,253 --> 01:07:36,203
We believe.

1052
01:07:37,383 --> 01:07:39,650
Y-y-y-we're pretty sure...

1053
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:41,920
that he is dead.

1054
01:07:44,841 --> 01:07:45,791
However,

1055
01:07:46,264 --> 01:07:48,164
I know you don't feel like dancing,

1056
01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:52,919
but have something to drink
and make yourself at home.

1057
01:07:53,361 --> 01:07:54,661
Jimmy Cazerotto?

1058
01:07:55,369 --> 01:07:56,280
Margaret!

1059
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,400
- We thought you were in New Zealand.
- Where's the old bastard, huh?

1060
01:08:03,127 --> 01:08:04,427
Jimmy, I'm Abi.

1061
01:08:05,454 --> 01:08:06,204
What?

1062
01:08:34,540 --> 01:08:36,790
Where's Kenneth?
It should be...

1063
01:08:37,354 --> 01:08:40,064
Ah-ha! You put it there
of time, Murdo.

1064
01:08:40,441 --> 01:08:42,014
For the stag party
by Andy Mackay.

1065
01:08:42,134 --> 01:08:44,584
They launched
a dwarf from the window.

1066
01:08:45,241 --> 01:08:48,483
- This is Agnes Chisholm.
- Child protection.

1067
01:08:48,603 --> 01:08:50,750
I need a room
for interrogations.

1068
01:08:50,870 --> 01:08:52,844
I found this baby lying around.

1069
01:08:52,964 --> 01:08:53,863
Alone.

1070
01:08:54,064 --> 01:08:55,740
Yes, he's my son.

1071
01:08:59,319 --> 01:09:00,072
Thank you.

1072
01:09:00,171 --> 01:09:03,256
Why did they call the police?
We haven't done anything wrong.

1073
01:09:03,377 --> 01:09:05,118
Please do
exactly what I ask of you.

1074
01:09:05,219 --> 01:09:08,169
There's a procedure
for this type of situation.

1075
01:09:09,332 --> 01:09:10,783
- There is'?
- Oh, yes.

1076
01:09:11,642 --> 01:09:13,242
Then he is at peace.

1077
01:09:13,595 --> 01:09:14,796
In... in peace.

1078
01:09:15,761 --> 01:09:18,048
Can I see him one last time?

1079
01:09:20,187 --> 01:09:22,787
I'm coming straight
from New Zealand, you know.

1080
01:09:24,109 --> 01:09:26,509
I'm afraid that
It's not possible, Jimmy.

1081
01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:30,785
It's... it's not... possible.

1082
01:09:36,033 --> 01:09:37,082
Sir Donald.

1083
01:09:37,938 --> 01:09:39,331
I'm very sorry,
Sir Donald.

1084
01:09:42,073 --> 01:09:43,724
It's funny this morning...

1085
01:09:44,590 --> 01:09:45,640
Let's think...

1086
01:09:46,402 --> 01:09:48,801
we think
which is what happened,

1087
01:09:49,921 --> 01:09:51,720
but obviously that's...

1088
01:09:51,957 --> 01:09:53,207
That's what?

1089
01:09:55,186 --> 01:09:56,186
Reserved.

1090
01:09:59,104 --> 01:10:03,427
That the boys burned with it
the body and sent it to sea?

1091
01:10:12,897 --> 01:10:16,039
Yes, well, the boys... and...

1092
01:10:17,810 --> 01:10:19,060
I'm from London.

1093
01:10:20,878 --> 01:10:22,822
So, thanks so much, Jess.

1094
01:10:22,922 --> 01:10:24,240
If it suits you,

1095
01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:28,204
I will keep this beautiful drawing
what I asked you to do with you 3

1096
01:10:28,860 --> 01:10:30,860
that you set fire to your grandfather.

1097
01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:34,749
- Do you want to put it on your fridge?
- No. It's not...

1098
01:10:35,351 --> 01:10:39,380
It wasn't there
a unicorn on the beach,

1099
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,135
but I was really bored.

1100
01:10:41,582 --> 01:10:43,504
Maybe we could
hang it between photos.

1101
01:10:43,624 --> 01:10:46,554
Once the investigation is over, it will be returned to you.

1102
01:10:46,929 --> 01:10:48,100
Can I go now?

1103
01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:51,020
- I was halfway through a Cheese String.
- All right.

1104
01:10:56,552 --> 01:11:00,336
So she holds her breath
very often, yes?

1105
01:11:19,270 --> 01:11:20,620
So, Mickey...

1106
01:11:21,582 --> 01:11:24,269
the idea of a special funeral...

1107
01:11:25,355 --> 01:11:27,226
- Who did it come from?
- Odin.

1108
01:11:30,347 --> 01:11:31,098
Odin?

1109
01:11:31,198 --> 01:11:33,789
He wanders the Earth with only one eye
and a big hat

1110
01:11:33,909 --> 01:11:35,231
and an 8-legged horse

1111
01:11:35,351 --> 01:11:38,069
disguised as a traveler
to see if people

1112
01:11:38,279 --> 01:11:41,062
- she's nice to him, and now he's here.
- So...

1113
01:11:41,182 --> 01:11:41,982
Odin,

1114
01:11:42,646 --> 01:11:43,678
the Nordic god,

1115
01:11:44,221 --> 01:11:46,571
now it's here
with an 8-legged horse?

1116
01:11:57,391 --> 01:11:59,691
Ah, screw it, people.
That's enough for today.

1117
01:12:10,973 --> 01:12:12,431
Kenneth! Kenneth!

1118
01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:14,328
Where the hell is he?

1119
01:12:18,557 --> 01:12:21,273
It's an effective use
of police resources?

1120
01:12:21,373 --> 01:12:24,493
You shouldn't be outside
to look for my father's remains?

1121
01:12:24,613 --> 01:12:26,463
We don't have a submarine.

1122
01:12:28,655 --> 01:12:30,105
Now we're joking, huh?

1123
01:12:30,834 --> 01:12:33,051
Make it bigger! Bigger!

1124
01:12:33,177 --> 01:12:35,227
Don't stress, I'm trying.

1125
01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:36,747
They're not cats.

1126
01:12:36,847 --> 01:12:38,947
That's what
he was looking at Kenneth.

1127
01:12:39,098 --> 01:12:41,258
Don't press random buttons.

1128
01:12:50,486 --> 01:12:52,436
Is that the YouTube thing?

1129
01:12:53,447 --> 01:12:57,247
I thought it was a joke.
A really funny joke. Yes'.

1130
01:12:57,905 --> 01:12:58,655
Already'.

1131
01:12:58,869 --> 01:13:00,938
I will file an official complaint

1132
01:13:01,038 --> 01:13:04,608
to your chief superintendent
who happens to be my friend,

1133
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:07,057
whichever happens
both in my house

1134
01:13:07,177 --> 01:13:10,206
right now
as my guest, so...

1135
01:13:15,195 --> 01:13:17,895
So, Lottie,
when grandfather died...

1136
01:13:20,516 --> 01:13:21,516
4 minus 10.

1137
01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:23,433
Approximately.

1138
01:13:24,994 --> 01:13:26,694
What a lovely little book.

1139
01:13:27,678 --> 01:13:29,878
What kind of things do you write in it?

1140
01:13:30,247 --> 01:13:33,236
Thoughts...
events... information.

1141
01:13:34,545 --> 01:13:37,745
- The lies I told.
- Could I take a look at it?

1142
01:13:43,581 --> 01:13:46,011
You think I might
keep it for a while?

1143
01:13:46,352 --> 01:13:48,552
Is it really necessary?
Because...

1144
01:13:49,146 --> 01:13:50,885
Why would he want that for a while?

1145
01:13:51,005 --> 01:13:54,033
You're not thinking of...
take us away, huh?

1146
01:13:54,133 --> 01:13:57,912
Don't be stupid, darling.
This lady doesn't do that. Real?

1147
01:13:58,228 --> 01:14:01,228
At this stage,
I'm just making an assessment.

1148
01:14:07,354 --> 01:14:08,554
What is that?

1149
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:11,040
God, what is he doing?

1150
01:14:18,707 --> 01:14:21,888
You can't not have seen it, McLeod.
No charges have been brought.

1151
01:14:22,008 --> 01:14:25,808
No, the convenience store staff
he turned out to be very understanding.

1152
01:14:26,132 --> 01:14:29,930
Everyone... you know, has
understood who his wife was

1153
01:14:30,501 --> 01:14:33,105
you know, impaired on medicines.

1154
01:14:35,295 --> 01:14:38,523
- Medicines?
- Yes, you know... anti-depressants.

1155
01:14:40,457 --> 01:14:41,906
For depression.

1156
01:14:45,845 --> 01:14:47,695
It's not your night, is it?

1157
01:14:50,189 --> 01:14:51,989
Who likes a shot?

1158
01:14:53,651 --> 01:14:55,251
I take the orders.

1159
01:14:55,756 --> 01:14:58,232
I have Glengoyne or Glenmorangie.

1160
01:15:02,159 --> 01:15:03,477
It's finished. Send it back.

1161
01:15:03,597 --> 01:15:06,245
Oh, for God's sake! Boys!

1162
01:15:13,962 --> 01:15:15,162
Everything is fine?

1163
01:15:15,652 --> 01:15:18,602
Please don't do anything
without telling me, okay?

1164
01:15:31,111 --> 01:15:32,661
Has something happened?

1165
01:15:56,463 --> 01:15:59,413
Because knives
and forks are that noisy?

1166
01:16:03,345 --> 01:16:06,401
- Have you ever read Lottie's notebook?
- No. And you?

1167
01:16:06,638 --> 01:16:07,288
No.

1168
01:16:08,153 --> 01:16:09,753
Well, not... not much.

1169
01:16:10,577 --> 01:16:12,027
He writes us everything.

1170
01:16:12,688 --> 01:16:14,488
Hey, did you sleep well, honey?

1171
01:16:17,443 --> 01:16:20,402
Now he has it
the type of surgery.

1172
01:16:20,946 --> 01:16:23,458
- Intervention?
- Always use this word.

1173
01:16:26,618 --> 01:16:28,729
I think maybe
we need a lawyer.

1174
01:16:28,829 --> 01:16:31,956
Another lawyer?
They are good at calming things down.

1175
01:16:32,082 --> 01:16:34,582
The important thing
is not to contradict her.

1176
01:16:34,877 --> 01:16:36,487
- We just have to...
- Good morning.

1177
01:16:36,587 --> 01:16:37,537
'mday.

1178
01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,116
Jesus, no, no!

1179
01:16:42,591 --> 01:16:44,441
For God's sake, Kenneth!

1180
01:16:47,598 --> 01:16:49,375
How they have us
found out so quickly?

1181
01:16:49,475 --> 01:16:52,141
It will be
that damn Donny Mackay.

1182
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:57,180
He would do anything to fill
that damned inn of his.

1183
01:16:58,233 --> 01:16:59,533
Oh, who cares?

1184
01:17:00,473 --> 01:17:02,477
Nobody can
no more keeping secrets.

1185
01:17:02,597 --> 01:17:04,297
Well, you can just say that.

1186
01:17:04,556 --> 01:17:07,658
Nobody can
no more keeping secrets.

1187
01:17:09,441 --> 01:17:10,791
Damn vultures!

1188
01:17:11,664 --> 01:17:14,181
Because Scotland can't have
a real anti-intrusion law?

1189
01:17:14,301 --> 01:17:15,401
Oh, Lord!

1190
01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:17,232
It's Miss Congeniality.

1191
01:17:18,212 --> 01:17:20,447
- Oh, Christ. Yes...
- Be what?

1192
01:17:20,547 --> 01:17:22,673
Just... you know...

1193
01:17:27,797 --> 01:17:30,437
I went through the back
to avoid the media.

1194
01:17:30,557 --> 01:17:31,926
Well, thanks.

1195
01:17:34,751 --> 01:17:35,520
I can?

1196
01:17:35,646 --> 01:17:36,755
- Certain.
- Why'?

1197
01:17:36,855 --> 01:17:38,654
- Excuse me?
- Why do you want to come in?

1198
01:17:38,774 --> 01:17:41,343
- Abi, he's just...
- I want to know more.

1199
01:17:41,443 --> 01:17:42,636
What do you want to know?

1200
01:17:42,736 --> 01:17:46,432
Information to be able to evaluate
what is the range of results...

1201
01:17:46,532 --> 01:17:47,532
Results?

1202
01:17:48,058 --> 01:17:50,269
- What results?
- Results, Abi.

1203
01:17:50,369 --> 01:17:52,438
A series of results
of the intervention...

1204
01:17:52,538 --> 01:17:53,992
Here it is! He said it.

1205
01:17:54,112 --> 01:17:57,041
I might get the police involved
for this conversation.

1206
01:17:57,167 --> 01:17:58,944
You can come in
when I get insurance

1207
01:17:59,044 --> 01:18:01,655
that there is no possibility
take my children away.

1208
01:18:01,755 --> 01:18:04,575
- Abi.
- As I was about to say...

1209
01:18:04,675 --> 01:18:07,125
- I'll take that as a no, then.
- Abi!

1210
01:18:07,505 --> 01:18:09,679
Jesus'. Look here!

1211
01:18:10,595 --> 01:18:13,188
<i>London children are burning
grandfather, Scottish football star.</i>

1212
01:18:13,308 --> 01:18:15,225
We are also
on the front page of the Daily Mail.

1213
01:18:15,345 --> 01:18:16,962
- Thank you, Kenneth.
- And the Express.

1214
01:18:17,062 --> 01:18:19,882
- Kenneth, that's enough.
- 'Merciless child sacrifice...'

1215
01:18:19,982 --> 01:18:23,177
Kenneth! We can save ourselves
your damn bulletin!

1216
01:18:23,277 --> 01:18:25,262
- Thank you.
- We have to deal with it.

1217
01:18:25,362 --> 01:18:27,912
- It doesn't help.
- I'm trying to inform you.

1218
01:18:28,386 --> 01:18:29,286
Kenneth!

1219
01:18:37,281 --> 01:18:40,424
You know, Gavin, about that
to the episode at the supermarket...

1220
01:18:40,544 --> 01:18:42,981
It's not...
It's not helpful to talk about it.

1221
01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:50,851
- I was wondering...
- I would like my notebook back.

1222
01:18:50,971 --> 01:18:54,371
I'm sorry, Lottie. I can
talk to you just to interview you.

1223
01:18:56,639 --> 01:19:00,605
Actually, I might come in
and use the phone for a moment?

1224
01:19:07,946 --> 01:19:09,723
But the Prime Minister tweeted

1225
01:19:09,823 --> 01:19:12,867
that the accident is
symptom of a sick society.

1226
01:19:16,246 --> 01:19:19,274
Don't worry, dad, I told you,
Odin will fix everything.

1227
01:19:19,374 --> 01:19:20,943
Mickey, you haven't seen Odin.

1228
01:19:21,043 --> 01:19:23,028
Miss Pringle
he said he sees Jesus

1229
01:19:23,128 --> 01:19:25,574
and if she can see Jesus,
I can see Odin.

1230
01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:28,233
You haven't seen Odin!
There is no Odin.

1231
01:19:28,353 --> 01:19:30,103
This is the real world!

1232
01:19:31,014 --> 01:19:32,564
We're on television!

1233
01:19:34,973 --> 01:19:37,584
<i>The three children of this family,</i>

1234
01:19:37,684 --> 01:19:39,733
<i>that for legal reasons,
we cannot quote...</i>

1235
01:19:39,853 --> 01:19:42,647
<i>- Oh!
- ... I'm at home.</i>

1236
01:19:43,022 --> 01:19:45,551
<i>- The police said...
- We can only confirm</i>

1237
01:19:45,651 --> 01:19:48,345
<i>than the corpse
of a man of about 75 years old</i>

1238
01:19:48,445 --> 01:19:49,495
<i>It was...</i>

1239
01:19:50,803 --> 01:19:53,515
<i>destroyed and sent offshore,</i>

1240
01:19:54,067 --> 01:19:56,567
<i>probably
with something precious.</i>

1241
01:19:57,824 --> 01:19:58,669
Hey there!

1242
01:19:58,789 --> 01:20:01,483
I forgot
to draw the clasp.

1243
01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:03,110
- Yes, there was.
- Clip?

1244
01:20:03,383 --> 01:20:06,071
Grandfather's Viking clasp.
We put him on the raft.

1245
01:20:06,171 --> 01:20:09,621
All the Vikings went
in Valhalla with their treasures.

1246
01:20:10,218 --> 01:20:11,218
Imbeciles!

1247
01:20:11,802 --> 01:20:13,704
Well, how rude!

1248
01:20:13,804 --> 01:20:15,372
You stupid, stupid little...

1249
01:20:15,472 --> 01:20:18,542
- Hey, calm down, that's enough!
- A family heirloom destroyed!

1250
01:20:18,642 --> 01:20:21,185
- Dad found it.
- Worth £15,000.

1251
01:20:21,848 --> 01:20:23,998
- 15,000?
- I had it evaluated.

1252
01:20:24,970 --> 01:20:27,593
- Oh, I see.
- What do you mean?

1253
01:20:27,693 --> 01:20:29,136
- Have you thought about it?
- Doug...

1254
01:20:29,236 --> 01:20:32,848
You thought you were keeping it a secret until
see you after we divide up dad's things?

1255
01:20:32,948 --> 01:20:36,476
I would have announced it... how
surprise for his birthday.

1256
01:20:36,576 --> 01:20:39,563
I beg you! I'm happy
that I'm not here to hear.

1257
01:20:39,663 --> 01:20:42,399
It would probably be here if
if it weren't for your crazy children!

1258
01:20:42,499 --> 01:20:44,484
- It's not the children's fault!
- Real!

1259
01:20:44,584 --> 01:20:45,768
- It's his.
- What?

1260
01:20:45,888 --> 01:20:47,613
Lottie searched
to be heard

1261
01:20:47,713 --> 01:20:50,715
and you were too busy arguing
with your stupid brother.

1262
01:20:50,841 --> 01:20:54,036
- This doesn't get us anywhere.
- Oh, but go throw a pumpkin!

1263
01:20:54,136 --> 01:20:56,622
- That's enough.
- One horn is enough.

1264
01:20:56,722 --> 01:20:59,192
- Nothing is enough for you, right?
- Enough!

1265
01:20:59,312 --> 01:21:00,712
Stop it now!

1266
01:21:01,941 --> 01:21:04,902
That's exactly what grandfather did
he said it would happen.

1267
01:21:05,022 --> 01:21:08,322
He wanted a Viking funeral
to give you less to argue about.

1268
01:21:09,327 --> 01:21:12,534
He said no one should
argue, because, in the end,

1269
01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:15,740
it doesn't matter if Uncle Gavin
It's a tight ass

1270
01:21:15,866 --> 01:21:16,866
and dad...

1271
01:21:17,229 --> 01:21:18,579
it's a disaster...

1272
01:21:19,246 --> 01:21:20,996
and a slightly cheeky mother,

1273
01:21:21,763 --> 01:21:23,263
and Aunt Margaret is...

1274
01:21:24,845 --> 01:21:26,045
something else.

1275
01:21:27,094 --> 01:21:30,302
He said he wouldn't
mattered to the people you love.

1276
01:21:30,422 --> 01:21:32,172
Because... we are all...

1277
01:21:33,081 --> 01:21:35,781
ridiculous, and nothing like that
it matters.

1278
01:21:36,428 --> 01:21:37,228
Well...

1279
01:21:37,619 --> 01:21:40,303
I'm sorry, Gavin.
I shouldn't have said those things.

1280
01:21:40,423 --> 01:21:41,823
No, no, my fault.

1281
01:21:42,733 --> 01:21:43,883
I shouldn't have...

1282
01:21:44,806 --> 01:21:45,879
I was a...

1283
01:21:45,979 --> 01:21:48,879
Listen, guys.
I'm really sorry, but...

1284
01:21:50,251 --> 01:21:53,951
Sometimes, when adults
they get angry... they become a little...

1285
01:21:54,736 --> 01:21:55,936
Where's Mickey?

1286
01:21:56,448 --> 01:21:57,348
Over there.

1287
01:21:58,086 --> 01:22:01,500
<i>I'm tired of being stuck at home.
I went out to explain.</i>

1288
01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:04,564
- Jesus!
- Tell him: no comment!

1289
01:22:04,664 --> 01:22:06,233
Because this is the real world.

1290
01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:09,165
Grandpa stopped breathing
and then what happened?

1291
01:22:09,285 --> 01:22:11,185
Nothing more, thank you. Thank you.

1292
01:22:11,661 --> 01:22:14,661
- Better if you come back.
- I was trying to explain everything.

1293
01:22:15,111 --> 01:22:17,933
- Yes, I know, but...
- Since it's our fault,

1294
01:22:18,053 --> 01:22:20,553
I thought he would
made the screaming stop.

1295
01:22:22,307 --> 01:22:25,557
No, it's not all your fault.
Nothing is your fault.

1296
01:22:28,131 --> 01:22:29,381
Go inside, up.

1297
01:22:32,359 --> 01:22:34,928
<i>- We have no comments to make.
- Well. Nice move.</i>

1298
01:22:35,028 --> 01:22:36,236
You were on TV!

1299
01:22:36,530 --> 01:22:38,557
At this juncture
We have no comments to make.

1300
01:22:38,657 --> 01:22:41,107
Mr McLeod, can you
confirm the news?

1301
01:22:41,844 --> 01:22:45,564
Except… you should
be ashamed of yourselves.

1302
01:22:45,664 --> 01:22:47,649
<i>- What does he do?
- You are a calamity!</i>

1303
01:22:47,749 --> 01:22:48,833
Don't provoke them!

1304
01:22:48,959 --> 01:22:51,778
You have guidelines.
My son is 6 years old!

1305
01:22:51,878 --> 01:22:53,878
So why was he walking around alone?

1306
01:22:54,464 --> 01:22:57,159
He was...
no further comments.

1307
01:22:57,259 --> 01:23:00,579
Because they are little children
been left to a sick old man?

1308
01:23:01,082 --> 01:23:02,921
- Mr McLeod, here!
- Well...

1309
01:23:03,923 --> 01:23:06,209
We... we thought about it.

1310
01:23:06,309 --> 01:23:07,559
Go away, handsome.

1311
01:23:09,899 --> 01:23:12,399
Your divorce
did it affect the children?

1312
01:23:13,567 --> 01:23:16,417
Your divorce,
caused by his adultery.

1313
01:23:17,654 --> 01:23:19,473
<i>He feels responsible</i>

1314
01:23:19,573 --> 01:23:23,473
- of your children's actions?
- Do you feel you have failed as a father?

1315
01:23:26,628 --> 01:23:29,628
- Excuse me, what?
- Do you feel you have failed as a father?

1316
01:23:30,834 --> 01:23:32,634
Well, I'm not sure that...

1317
01:23:33,882 --> 01:23:34,782
I mean...

1318
01:23:35,922 --> 01:23:39,284
- It's true that I certainly...
- Mrs. McLeod.

1319
01:23:39,384 --> 01:23:42,037
My husband is
a good loving father.

1320
01:23:42,137 --> 01:23:44,039
We have no further comments.

1321
01:23:44,139 --> 01:23:46,625
It would describe yours
marriage as dysfunctional?

1322
01:23:46,725 --> 01:23:49,425
Oh, the magic word!
Dysfunctional. Yes'!

1323
01:23:49,885 --> 01:23:50,796
Yes, good.

1324
01:23:50,896 --> 01:23:53,256
- Well, we're dysfunctional.
- Now she'll take over!

1325
01:23:53,356 --> 01:23:55,050
If by dysfunctional you mean

1326
01:23:55,150 --> 01:23:58,345
that we are two normal people
who made a couple of mistakes

1327
01:23:58,445 --> 01:24:00,722
<i>and they are struggling
trying to get by,</i>

1328
01:24:00,822 --> 01:24:03,172
trying to do
your best,

1329
01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:05,692
to protect
and raise our 3...

1330
01:24:06,095 --> 01:24:09,147
fantastic children,
Jess, Mickey and Lottie...

1331
01:24:09,247 --> 01:24:11,650
- Yes! He said the names!
- Yes'!

1332
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:14,694
Yes, we are dysfunctional.
Thank you.

1333
01:24:18,597 --> 01:24:19,925
Well done, Abi.

1334
01:24:20,045 --> 01:24:23,396
Well done, Abi. Of course
you put them back in their place.

1335
01:24:36,948 --> 01:24:38,748
Did something else happen?

1336
01:24:50,687 --> 01:24:52,106
I learned my lesson.

1337
01:24:52,226 --> 01:24:55,026
Next time
someone will die on the beach,

1338
01:24:55,126 --> 01:24:58,587
I'll tell an adult
and I will not set it on fire.

1339
01:24:59,420 --> 01:25:00,570
Very wise.

1340
01:25:00,690 --> 01:25:01,542
Health.

1341
01:25:04,726 --> 01:25:09,076
- It's nice that Mickey wants to be...
- I turned down the job in Newcastle.

1342
01:25:09,849 --> 01:25:10,749
Really?

1343
01:25:12,072 --> 01:25:12,772
Yes'.

1344
01:25:14,468 --> 01:25:15,318
Thank you.

1345
01:25:18,984 --> 01:25:21,426
I decided that
I don't need a lawyer.

1346
01:25:21,546 --> 01:25:23,646
I know, the lawyer told me.

1347
01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:25,439
- Already?
- Yes'.

1348
01:25:26,318 --> 01:25:29,818
He says he would give me a huge one
advantage. He used the phrase:

1349
01:25:30,158 --> 01:25:31,508
'easy bite'.

1350
01:25:32,637 --> 01:25:34,137
I'll get rid of her.

1351
01:25:36,141 --> 01:25:37,891
Let's do it humanely.

1352
01:25:41,290 --> 01:25:42,740
Well, everyone.

1353
01:25:43,332 --> 01:25:45,332
If you could all come here...

1354
01:25:47,284 --> 01:25:49,728
Sorry about the hordes
of midges out here.

1355
01:25:49,848 --> 01:25:52,083
- It's...
- Over here, folks.

1356
01:25:52,350 --> 01:25:55,850
Lottie? I'm not sure that
there is real proven proof

1357
01:25:55,970 --> 01:25:58,840
that the Vikings buried
truly their dead

1358
01:25:59,062 --> 01:26:00,262
burning them...

1359
01:26:01,248 --> 01:26:03,098
and heading them towards the sea.

1360
01:26:04,446 --> 01:26:05,296
Mickey?

1361
01:26:06,325 --> 01:26:09,275
Never, never again
say it out loud.

1362
01:26:11,530 --> 01:26:12,480
Over here.

1363
01:26:12,738 --> 01:26:13,938
Thanks, folks.

1364
01:26:15,319 --> 01:26:17,819
My brother Doug
he'll say a few words.

1365
01:26:29,909 --> 01:26:31,659
Thanks for coming.

1366
01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:35,583
Congratulations for
sending the reporters away.

1367
01:26:36,574 --> 01:26:40,324
The press wrote that my father
he passed away due to an accident.

1368
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:44,350
But what better way
there could have been death

1369
01:26:47,912 --> 01:26:49,912
than his favorite beach,

1370
01:26:55,122 --> 01:26:57,522
watching play
the grandchildren he loved...

1371
01:27:00,668 --> 01:27:01,668
play...

1372
01:27:06,524 --> 01:27:09,324
I don't know how dad
he would have taken all of this.

1373
01:27:11,486 --> 01:27:14,886
Actually yes. He would have laughed
of his own stupidity.

1374
01:27:17,163 --> 01:27:20,714
He would make fun of all those
came to his party save him.

1375
01:27:20,814 --> 01:27:22,632
He would have laughed at the authorities

1376
01:27:22,732 --> 01:27:26,182
that they were trying to find
the appropriate form to fill out...

1377
01:27:26,778 --> 01:27:28,387
He would have
I certainly laughed at the role

1378
01:27:28,507 --> 01:27:31,007
as protagonist
by Margaret on YouTube.

1379
01:27:31,616 --> 01:27:36,328
4,458,207 visits,
at the last count.

1380
01:27:38,135 --> 01:27:38,985
To me 3.

1381
01:27:42,752 --> 01:27:44,802
And about me...
he would have laughed at me.

1382
01:27:45,424 --> 01:27:48,283
A lot.
And my main regret,

1383
01:27:48,383 --> 01:27:50,535
apart from not staying
a little more with dad,

1384
01:27:50,635 --> 01:27:53,135
it's that not
he could see us, you know...

1385
01:27:53,456 --> 01:27:55,356
running around like idiots.

1386
01:27:57,058 --> 01:27:59,919
I'm sure many of you
they think he can see us

1387
01:28:00,019 --> 01:28:01,369
but, for my part,

1388
01:28:02,422 --> 01:28:05,248
I believe death is the end.
I... I believe...

1389
01:28:05,368 --> 01:28:06,568
that life...

1390
01:28:08,111 --> 01:28:09,356
This life
it's all you have,

1391
01:28:09,476 --> 01:28:12,276
and Gordie McLeod
he had a great life,

1392
01:28:12,490 --> 01:28:14,290
and so we should do,

1393
01:28:15,668 --> 01:28:19,314
because that's what death is for.
To kick our asses

1394
01:28:19,414 --> 01:28:21,829
and say: 'Live it, and love
those around you.'

1395
01:28:23,675 --> 01:28:24,375
And...

1396
01:28:24,941 --> 01:28:27,341
and now my splendid
son Kenneth

1397
01:28:28,675 --> 01:28:30,225
something will ring.

1398
01:28:35,555 --> 01:28:38,205
Ninth. Play something
that he would like.

1399
01:28:39,916 --> 01:28:41,166
Have fun.

1400
01:29:41,538 --> 01:29:43,690
He lives in it
and then carries it around.

1401
01:29:43,790 --> 01:29:46,151
Holds the end
less than safe.

1402
01:29:46,251 --> 01:29:49,070
- So you don't show your butt?
- Exactly.

1403
01:29:49,170 --> 01:29:50,572
He keeps it in the shell.

1404
01:29:50,672 --> 01:29:52,949
We can do it
with a big shell?

1405
01:29:53,049 --> 01:29:54,749
Listen, guys, we...

1406
01:29:56,273 --> 01:29:58,552
Dad and I just wanted...

1407
01:29:59,547 --> 01:30:00,741
tell you something.

1408
01:30:00,861 --> 01:30:04,911
We know we didn't behave
very good lately, and, mmm...

1409
01:30:05,523 --> 01:30:07,810
well, we wanted to apologize.

1410
01:30:07,930 --> 01:30:08,680
Real.

1411
01:30:09,298 --> 01:30:09,998
And...

1412
01:30:11,495 --> 01:30:14,919
even if we live
still separated, in different...

1413
01:30:15,679 --> 01:30:16,979
in different houses,

1414
01:30:19,122 --> 01:30:21,622
from now on
we will behave like adults.

1415
01:30:28,459 --> 01:30:29,902
Inappropriate behavior!

1416
01:30:30,022 --> 01:30:33,519
- Lottie, write it in your booklet.
- I got rid of it.

1417
01:30:36,011 --> 01:30:38,061
I don't think I'll need it anymore.

1418
01:30:52,108 --> 01:30:54,026
Take it!

1419
01:31:00,450 --> 01:31:03,243
Take it, take it dad!
Take dad!

1420
01:31:03,328 --> 01:31:04,428
Come on, then!

1421
01:31:07,907 --> 01:31:11,918
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